I'm not wholesome at all. I detest homey things like cooking and bed-making and Peter Pan collars. I like to wear slacks and play golf.


Joan Caulfield

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I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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Hello you're with Drudge.
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I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
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throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
I dressed like Leslie Caron as a teenager: soft school pleats, Peter Pan collars.
MARY QUANT
I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.
BUSY PHILIPPS
I have kept a diary,
WITHNAIL AND I
When I'm not working, I like to play golf.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
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MISTY COPELAND
I'm super girly and like to wear skirts and dresses all the time.
CHRISSIE FIT
I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
LLOYD DORFMAN
I'm like, 'I think I'm just going to wear what makes me happy,' so I'm just real...
LILLY SINGH
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RACHEL BILSON
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ELIZA DOOLITTLE
When I'm working I wear so much makeup, and when I'm out with my friends I wear makeup, so s...
LAURA MARANO
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TAKESHI KITANO
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KEVIN BACON
I hope I'll die on stage at the age at 105, playing Peter Pan.
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MARK SALLING
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I'm obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed!
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NATHAN FIELDER
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PAT SCHROEDER
I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, "He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a T...
PAT SCHROEDER
I'm curvy and wholesome.
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not t...
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CHERIE LUNGHI
I have zero hand-eye coordination - zero - so I've never been good at softball, basketball, golf...
BROOKLYN DECKER
I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba.
BUBBA WATSON
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LYDIA KO
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MELANIA TRUMP
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemp...
PHIL DANIELS
I'm looking forward to getting older. I look at people like Peter Gabriel and Sting and even Tom...
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MARK BURNETT
I like having my back against the wall and doing things I'm not supposed to be good at.
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TAMER HASSAN
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SHAH RUKH KHAN
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PAULA POUNDSTONE
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You may shelve your Shakespearian plans for the present. I am going to play Peter Pan.
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EDIE CAMPBELL
I'm like Johnny Cash. I only wear black.
ADELE
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AMY SEDARIS
We've done as best a job as we can making it clear that I'm earning what I'm earning bec...
BEN PLATT
All the things you put off, like learning to play the piano or leaning a different language? You'...
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I've always done 20 things at once. It's my way of staying alive, not to keep one dish cooki...
PATRICE LECONTE
I'm not a crazy granola person. I like to wear beautiful clothes, and I like having a glass of w...
PHOEBE TONKIN
I think that androgyny is so amazing. Men's shows I can look at and say, 'I would wear that....
MARK INDELICATO
Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, ...
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I try not to be but I'm super-neurotic about diet. I'm neurotic about trying not to be neuro...
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But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go...
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A heart filled with anger has no room for love.
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If you're coasting, you're either losing momentum or else you're headed downhill.
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Most families need both parents to work. Moms need to be able to work and earn fair pay and have the...
JOAN BLADES
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up....
JOAN SEVERANCE
Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself.
JOAN DIDION
My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.
JOAN BAUER
I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. An...
JOAN LUNDEN
We put together a one-sentence petition asking Congress to censure President Clinton and move on to ...
JOAN BLADES
What I will no longer accept is the mediocre life of a modest little gentleman.
JOAN MIRó
Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
JOAN RIVERS
Making judgments on films is in many ways so peculiarly vaporous an occupation that the only questio...
JOAN DIDION
I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.
JOAN COLLINS
Every time an article is written about me or any of my contemporaries who's had the fortune and ...
JOAN COLLINS
So now 20 years later people want us to get together so they can take shots at all these old babes t...
JOAN JETT
I was never the 'babe,' so I knew I'd never get those big roles. I'd always be the b...
JOAN CUSACK
I feel the need of attaining the maximum of intensity with the minimum of means. It is this which ha...
JOAN MIRO
I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to e...
JOAN RIVERS
Compassion may be defined as the capacity to be attentive to the experience of others, to wish the b...
JOAN HALIFAX
Mum has always been a huge anti-war activist. She would go off to protest and get arrested. I have h...
JOAN CUSACK
I have the absolute utmost respect for soap opera actors now. They work harder than any actor I know...
JOAN COLLINS
I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find ...
JOAN DIDION
My only advantage as a reporter is that I am so physically small, so temperamentally unobtrusive, an...
JOAN DIDION
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
JOAN RIVERS
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
JOAN RIVERS
Classical, Romantic, and Baroque music, that's what I really like.
JOAN ARMATRADING
I think bare legs in winter are idiotic. Unless your naked pins are toned, tanned and veinless, it&#...
JOAN COLLINS
When I was in fact a child, six and seven and eight years old, I was utterly baffled by the enthusia...
JOAN DIDION
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done ...
JOAN RIVERS
My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. Wh...
JOAN COLLINS
During the 'ballad' years for me, the politics was latent; I was just falling in love with t...
JOAN BAEZ
I think America has a bad rap right now... and hopefully Obama will change that.
JOAN CUSACK
Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I l...
JOAN CHEN
I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like ...
JOAN COLLINS
I'm concentrating on staying healthy, having peace, being happy, remembering what is important, ...
JOAN JETT
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding yo...
JOAN RIVERS