When I first started out, 'Time' magazine did an article on what it called 'the sick com...
BOB NEWHART Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
BOB NEWHART I don't think too much about age. Maybe if you're hurting, aching and arthritic, then you th...
BOB NEWHART I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was nev...
BOB NEWHART I would say I came from upper middle class family.
BOB NEWHART I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, an...
BOB NEWHART Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her th...
BOB NEWHART With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell ph...
BOB NEWHART Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of...
BOB NEWHART If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marria...
BOB NEWHART This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
BOB NEWHART The acting is better when you know your material is being judged.
BOB NEWHART Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is alw...
BOB NEWHART But it comes off as innocence, which carries through the picture.
BOB NEWHART This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
BOB NEWHART This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
BOB NEWHART That idea came from my wife (Virginia), ... You know, 'Dallas' had done the thing about one season b...
BOB NEWHART But CBS decided it wanted to concentrate more of the show on my job as a psychologist. ... I think o...
BOB NEWHART That meant I could go home at night, ... Doing stand-up comedy, you're on the road an awful lot.
BOB NEWHART The group was really supposed to be a one-shot deal, ... But it was obvious by the audience's reacti...
BOB NEWHART I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like ...
BOB NEWHART One time I happened to use the word 'denigrate' onstage, and it didn't get any reaction....
BOB NEWHART I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people w...
BOB NEWHART Don Rickles and I are best friends. I know that might seem strange to those who know Don only by rep...
BOB NEWHART It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a c...
BOB NEWHART I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in l...
BOB NEWHART All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
BOB NEWHART People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with hi...
BOB NEWHART I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment....
BOB NEWHART I always hated when the studios just kind of said that anybody can act. You look at people like Spen...
BOB NEWHART The Bob Newhart Show: The Complete Second Season
BOB NEWHART I just don't think most people put myself and Robert Frost in the same category.
BOB NEWHART People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the worl...
BOB NEWHART Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysteric...
BOB NEWHART Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on...
BOB NEWHART The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences.
BOB NEWHART I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but...
BOB NEWHART I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.
BOB NEWHART I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able...
BOB NEWHART 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' was the best television, the best cast, the best-written televis...
BOB NEWHART Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
BOB NEWHART When I started, I was doing all the good comedians I'd ever seen. Then I developed my own voice....
BOB NEWHART The show went through several stages before it went on the air,
BOB NEWHART I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like,
BOB NEWHART If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.
BOB NEWHART I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came ...
BOB NEWHART I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That'...
BOB NEWHART I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion betwee...
BOB NEWHART The first time I heard Richard Pryor, I knew he would be a major force in the world of comedy.
BOB NEWHART I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.
BOB NEWHART I loved 'Everybody Loves Raymond' because I like Ray and I thought it was beautifully cast, ...
BOB NEWHART I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of...
BOB NEWHART When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's now...
BOB NEWHART Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of tim...
BOB NEWHART It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians wh...
BOB NEWHART I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians...
BOB NEWHART For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say e...
BOB NEWHART Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers ...
BOB NEWHART With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than t...
BOB NEWHART I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just a...
BOB NEWHART The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.
BOB NEWHART Funny is funny is funny.
BOB NEWHART There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep fro...
BOB NEWHART No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.
BOB DYLAN In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our las...
BOB WELLS And I came away from that experience, and it was a very difficult experience - I came to understand ...
BOB SCHIEFFER I believe Watergate shows that the system did work. Particularly the Judiciary and the Congress, and...
BOB WOODWARD A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding.
BOB DYLAN It's hard to speculate what tomorrow may bring.
BOB DYLAN Education is a shared commitment between dedicated teachers, motivated students and enthusiastic par...
BOB BEAUPREZ Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
BOB MARLEY We want people that fit in our locker room. As I said, it's all about teamwork.
BOB MCNAIR If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
BOB MARLEY None but ourselves can free our minds.
BOB MARLEY When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
BOB MARLEY You entertain people who are satisfied. Hungry people can't be entertained - or people who are a...
BOB MARLEY Me don't dip on nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side, not the white m...
BOB MARLEY Everything is political. I will never be a politician or even think political. Me just deal with lif...
BOB MARLEY Every time I plant a seed, He say kill it before it grow, he say kill it before they grow.
BOB MARLEY It take many a year, mon, and maybe some bloodshed must be, but righteousness someday prevail.
BOB MARLEY My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts...
BOB MARLEY I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I s...
BOB MARLEY What important is man should live in righteousness, in natural love for mankind.
BOB MARLEY Tell the children the truth.
BOB MARLEY Prejudice is a chain, it can hold you. If you prejudice, you can't move, you keep prejudice for ...
BOB MARLEY I don't believe in death, neither in flesh nor in spirit.
BOB MARLEY Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet.
BOB MARLEY You have to be someone.
BOB MARLEY Rastafari not a culture, it's a reality.
BOB MARLEY My future is righteousness.
BOB MARLEY Me is a common sense man. That mean when me explain things, me explain it in a very simple way; that...
BOB MARLEY You got to go down a lot of wrong roads to find the right one.
BOB PARSONS I believe, I believe every day is a good day when you paint.
BOB ROSS My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.
BOB MARLEY I can only get my drummer in the winter; he plays with Grand Funk all summer.
BOB SEGER Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of c...
BOB FOSSE When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open.
BOB MARLEY Man is a universe within himself.
BOB MARLEY Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to ...
BOB MARLEY The central dilemma in journalism is that you don't know what you don't know.
BOB WOODWARD Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.
BOB DYLAN The devil ain't got no power over me. The devil come, and me shake hands with the devil. Devil h...
BOB MARLEY The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The pictures are ...
BOB EDWARDS The 2011 riots in England, which left five dead and caused more than $300 million in property damage...
BOB BARR God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, th...
BOB MARLEY As a man sow, shall he reap. and I know that talk is cheap. But the heat of the battle is as sweet a...
BOB MARLEY You not supposed to feel down over whatever happen to you. I mean, you're supposed to use whatev...
BOB MARLEY There's no use in the prime minister coming to Scotland unless he's prepared to do this deal. Unless...
BOB GELDOF Italy ... is the least generous of the developed world with regard to aid and that is a shame. We as...
BOB GELDOF Paul, join the club, dude. It's not that hard.
BOB GELDOF We live in a broken world which has never been healthier, wealthier or bizarrely, free of conflict, ...
BOB GELDOF I understand this is a process but the process should have been accelerated and added to at the UN.
BOB GELDOF You'll think I'm off my trolley when I say this, but the Bush administration is the most radical -- ...
BOB GELDOF If we can get the domestic heat to such a temperature, just possibly we can reach down that ladder a...
BOB GELDOF I will be extremely active in trying to get these people thrown out of office.
BOB GELDOF I don't think anyone sets out to malign poor people but certainly that's what we do through organiza...
BOB GELDOF I never eat anything white.. white flour, white milk, white cream, eggwhites, white sugar, white pot...
BOB CUMMINGS My biggest win was getting the meal money bumped from $5 to $7.
BOB COUSY Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. ...
BOB UECKER Cities may now bulldoze private citizens' homes, farms and small businesses to make way for shop...
BOB GOODLATTE Every Maryland family wants financial security, schools that work, quality healthcare, safer neighbo...
BOB EHRLICH I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a...
BOB AINSWORTH I think that cable TV is a great venue to do something interesting.
BOB ODENKIRK After several trillion dollars of stimulation by the Obama Administration and the Fed, one might thi...
BOB BEAUPREZ Success in business today requires real-time, mobile access to business opportunities.
BOB MCDONNELL When you hear in the tape recordings Nixon's own voice saying, We have to stonewall, We have to ...
BOB WOODWARD Homeowners and business owners across the country agreed to pay premiums, communities agreed to adop...
BOB NEY In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw ...
BOB DYLAN For computer communications, computers talk in little bursts. They're not continuous like speech...
BOB KAHN Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by v...
BOB DYLAN Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it.
BOB DYLAN I felt like I might as well have been living in another part of the solar system.
BOB DYLAN When you cease to exist, then who will you blame?
BOB DYLAN I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusion...
BOB DYLAN I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know fo...
BOB DYLAN Some people seem to fade away but then when they are truly gone, it's like they didn't fade ...
BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
BOB DYLAN There is nothing so stable as change.
BOB DYLAN All I can do is be me, whoever that is.
BOB DYLAN Having power and being in a position of power can really blur your judgement, and it's not alway...
BOB MORLEY I never gave up, even when people told me I'd never make it.
BOB WICKMAN My first presidential primary vote was for Bobby Kennedy.
BOB GUNTON If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
BOB DYLAN I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have tha...
BOB UECKER Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them.
BOB FERRIS In my native Boulder County, Colorado, the fracking fanatics are out in force. They are marching doo...
BOB BEAUPREZ The real enemy" is the totality of physical and mental constraints by which capital, or class societ...
BOB BLACK You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stu...
BOB BLACK We wouldn't turn over our customs service or our border patrol to a foreign government. We shoul...
BOB MENENDEZ Louis Braille created the code of raised dots for reading and writing that bears his name and brings...
BOB NEY Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go ...
BOB UECKER It's a good time to be in the content business though, the branded content business.
BOB IGER I'm committed to increasing long-term value for shareholders and am confident we will continue t...
BOB IGER Traditionally, art has been for the select few. We have been brainwashed to believe that Michelangel...
BOB ROSS How long will they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look?
BOB MARLEY My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.
BOB SCHIEFFER To get, give.
BOB ROTH They say it is a wide road that leads to war and only a narrow path that leads home again.
BOB MASSIE I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
BOB DYLAN A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
BOB EDWARDS He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can mak...
BOB MARLEY Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
-and I don't live to be-
BOB MARLEY I had no songs in my repertoire for commercial radio anyway. Songs about debauched bootleggers, moth...
BOB DYLAN They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
BOB MONKHOUSE The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
BOB MARLEY Wake up and live
BOB MARLEY Your Worst Enemy Could Be Your Best Friend && Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy
BOB MARLEY In high seas or in low seas,
I'm gonna be your friend...
I'm gonna be your friend.
In...
BOB MARLEY Don't Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold.
BOB MARLEY Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.
BOB DYLAN Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around....
BOB MARLEY A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does wha...
BOB DYLAN Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you'd like to act.
BOB DYLAN If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won...
BOB MARLEY One love, one heart, one destiny.
BOB MARLEY You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she lov...
BOB MARLEY The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability t...
BOB MARLEY The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPE The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. About Russia
BOB HOPE Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans.
BOB GELDOF Money doesn't talk, it swears.
BOB DYLAN Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.
BOB RICHARDS I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly ...
BOB DYLAN The best way to help poor people is to not be one of them.
BOB HARRINGTON Don't let them fool ya,
Or even try to school ya! Oh, no!
We've got a mind of our own,
So g...
BOB MARLEY A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
BOB EDWARDS I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be j...
BOB DYLAN You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do!
BOB RICHARDS I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could hav...
BOB RICHARDS Mental toughness is to physical as four is to one.
BOB KNIGHT Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
BOB HOPE Music can't change the world.
BOB GELDOF She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century a...
BOB DYLAN When I joined the Tour I studied the best players to see what they did that I didn't do. I came to t...
BOB TOSKI When you're in a relationship, you're always surrounded by a ring of circumstances... joined togethe...
BOB SEGER Go out and buy yourself a five-cent pencil and a ten-cent notebook and begin to write down some mill...
BOB GRINDE A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does wha...
BOB DYLAN Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years.
BOB BROWN