I don't stay up and rent private jets and go on yachts and whoop it up in Miami.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I enjoy darker sardonic wit more than knock-knock jokes. I spent the first healthy chunk of my caree...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS It's like, the more you commit, the happier the animators are; if you're at all iffy and con...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am h...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I need to stop carving out four-hour chunks to do random things and go home and watch my children gr...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling! It's like a Tetris game.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS We're in such a volatile climate right now politically. I think they didn't want Assassins t...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it wo...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I've got no plans to be a ballet dancer at the moment.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I love Buster Keaton. I was a big fan of the stunt shows at Universal Studios. I'm a huge Cirque...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Starship Troopers was great. It was great fun to work on something with blue screens and big budget ...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I'm a big proponent of monogamous relationships regardless of sexuality, and I'm proud of ho...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I have more artistic control in a smaller show. But it doesn't really matter. Sometimes you can ...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS If you don't have any ties to the music industry, you just love 'American Idol,' you can...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS The theater is reaching as many different demographics as it can now.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I'm a games and theory kind of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's p...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS It's good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydiv...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I always thought I'd make a good parent, but I was single and led a solitary life for many, many...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I'm a nerdy, geeky fan of' Labyrinth' and 'Dark Crystal'.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS With the Tonys it's a little tricky because a lot of the funnier jokes are more insider, so peop...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Jim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Being able to live my life transparently does empower me to feel like I can be myself more. It's...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot g...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Tobey's a mellow, cool guy. He's just a good guy. I know that's not the answer you want,...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I've done plenty of daredeviling - from white-water rafting to bungee jumping. But I think the m...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I want to be able to infuse some youthful energy and comedy while appreciating the generations befor...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS So I've done my fair share of theater. I have also been very fortunate in that I've been abl...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS We're trying to get as many people to become interested in seeing it, but if you like the theate...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS When you call someone and ask them to do something they've never done before, in different mediu...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS 'Smurfs' just seemed like a great way to represent a young father to be, guy in a marriage, ...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Mmmmmmmm. Anderson. He's dreamy. Just dreamy. I've been a fan of his since season 1 of '...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS The voiceover thing is very selfless. You go in there and they've hired you for your voice, but ...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Mr. Steven Bochco is a very wise man. After a many-monthed nationwide search to find a precocious te...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS There’s a kid in the middle of nowhere who’s sitting there living for Tony performances. Singing...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I'm a very lucky man in this chapter of my professional life, 'cause I get to do jobs with w...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I collect puppet stuff. I have a puppet workshop in my garage. I was looking for any opportunity to ...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I'm shocked at how early everything closes here. But people start earlier. I miss the late night...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS What I enjoy so much about the Tonys' uniqueness is that anyone who's tuning in has an inter...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good thin...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS There are so many examples of talented actors working today, no matter how they live their private l...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I felt a little green, because Shakespeare writes the thought process within the text; it was tricky...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I don't know, on a sitcom, and in theatre especially, you have to really be listening to an audi...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I've been taking a trapeze class for the last couple of years. I'm working on my double back...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Whenever I wasn't in school with a tutor three hours a day, I'd get a knock and be rushed to...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS When I'm Sad I stop being sad, and be awesome instead.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I didn't call for a ballot at the start of the miners' strike in 1984. I'll regret that ...
NEIL KINNOCK I don't even listen to music when I'm off tour.
VINCE NEIL I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire aft...
VINCE NEIL With technology now, you can go in and sing a song, and for $100,000, you will sound flawless.
VINCE NEIL I appreciate the 'Surreal Life.' I had a really positive experience on that show, and with t...
VINCE NEIL I think the world is ready for some rock 'n' roll. Some real time guys that play their own i...
VINCE NEIL Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don't look like rock stars any more. They just...
VINCE NEIL Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don't even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a ...
VINCE NEIL What I've learned over the years is that the craft of songwriting is trying to take the personal...
NEIL PEART For many, the icon of the British Museum is the Rosetta Stone, that administrative by-product of the...
NEIL MACGREGOR TV serves us most usefully when presenting junk-entertainment; it serves us most ill when it co-opts...
NEIL POSTMAN I don't look at a knife the way I used to. I'm more aware of what it is. I think twice. This...
NEIL YOUNG The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vis...
NEIL GAIMAN When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery.
NEIL DIAMOND I have so many opinions about everything it just comes out during my music. It's a battle for me...
NEIL YOUNG I didn't really know what I was doing when I started. I just started writing songs. After two so...
NEIL YOUNG Some people put down all presidents. If you say anything good about any of them, they think you'...
NEIL YOUNG I totally have no other talent and I would be totally out of work if I did anything else.
NEIL YOUNG I don't think that one day really relates to the next day in life.
NEIL YOUNG I'll never be Bob Dylan. He's the master.
NEIL YOUNG When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you&...
NEIL YOUNG Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go ...
NEIL YOUNG One new feature or fresh take can change everything.
NEIL YOUNG To protect our freedoms, it seems we're going to have to relinquish some of our freedoms for a s...
NEIL YOUNG The rockets and the satellites, spaceships that we're creating now, we're pollinating the un...
NEIL YOUNG The thing about my music is, there really is no point.
NEIL YOUNG We need to spread out now in the universe. I think in 100 years we'll be living on other planets...
NEIL YOUNG I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.
NEIL YOUNG When the punk thing came along and I heard my friends saying, I hate these people with the pins in t...
NEIL YOUNG Something comes along and you have to jump on and do it. You can't stop until it's done.
NEIL YOUNG Rock and roll is here to stay.
NEIL YOUNG Earth is a flower and it's pollinating.
NEIL YOUNG As I get older, I get smaller. I see other parts of the world I didn't see before. Other points ...
NEIL YOUNG It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
NEIL YOUNG Well, I think we tried very hard not to be overconfident, because when you get overconfident, that&#...
NEIL ARMSTRONG I set out to do a horror film with 'Dog Soldiers,' and what I came out with at the end of th...
NEIL MARSHALL I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we ...
NEIL ARMSTRONG People love conspiracy theories.
NEIL ARMSTRONG It's a brilliant surface in that sunlight. The horizon seems quite close to you because the curv...
NEIL ARMSTRONG As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the ...
NEIL ARMSTRONG In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand.
NEIL ARMSTRONG I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of min...
NEIL ARMSTRONG I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but for the ledger of our daily...
NEIL ARMSTRONG NASA has been one of the most successful public investments in motivating students to do well and ac...
NEIL ARMSTRONG I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth.
NEIL ARMSTRONG Pilots take no special joy in walking. Pilots like flying.
NEIL ARMSTRONG I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.
NEIL ARMSTRONG The Eagle has landed.
NEIL ARMSTRONG Geologists have a saying - rocks remember.
NEIL ARMSTRONG When you're starting off as a young writer, you look at all the stuff that's gone before and...
NEIL GAIMAN When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which mean...
NEIL GAIMAN They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats"
I was halfway back t...
NEIL LECKMAN There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradis...
NEIL GAIMAN I had a complicated life until I was 25. I was born in Bristol and was brought up by my mum and my s...
NEIL CROSS For a while we were chasing a book by Graham Greene to do Brighton Rock as a musical. We didn't ...
NEIL TENNANT In fact, Moon came on tour with us for a bit just before a big festival in Brighton, I think.
NEIL INNES The world always seems brighter when you've just made something that wasn't there before.
NEIL GAIMAN The British Museum was founded with a civic purpose: to allow the citizen, through reasoned inquiry ...
NEIL MACGREGOR A collection that embraces the whole world allows you to consider the whole world. That is what an i...
NEIL MACGREGOR Roman history was kind of unavoidable where I was growing up. It was everywhere - all the place name...
NEIL MARSHALL All your questions can be answered, if that is what you want. But once you learn your answers, you c...
NEIL GAIMAN Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure wh...
NEIL GAIMAN I would like to dive in Vietnam and Cambodia.
NEIL MORRISSEY Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break...
NEIL GAIMAN Words save our lives, sometimes.
NEIL GAIMAN Never ask a woman if you may kiss her. Instead, learn to read body language.
NEIL STRAUSS When I was 7, my proudest possession would have been my bookshelf 'cause I had alphabetized all ...
NEIL GAIMAN Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
NEIL GAIMAN I think I’ll dismember the world and then I’ll dance in the wreckage.
NEIL GAIMAN Our politics, religion, news, athletics, education and commerce have been transformed into congenial...
NEIL POSTMAN I like the stars. It's the illusion of permanence, I think. I mean, they're always flaring up and ca...
NEIL GAIMAN That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
NEIL ARMSTRONG Idris: Are all people like this?
The Doctor: Like what?
Idris: So much bigger on the insid...
NEIL GAIMAN Better to burn out than rust out.
NEIL YOUNG Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
NEIL SIMON These men were wrongfully rejected, the veterans. The fighting man should never have been blamed for...
NEIL SHEEHAN Now I call myself a bleeding heart libertarian. Because I do believe in the principles of Libertaria...
NEIL PEART Gods, religions and national boundaries are absolutely imaginary. They don't tend to exist. As soon ...
NEIL GAIMAN I started blogging a decade ago because I like blogging. Writing's a kind of lonely thing to do,...
NEIL GAIMAN I've been blogging since February of 2001. When I started blogging, it was a dinosaur blog. It w...
NEIL GAIMAN Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’

Bod thought for a mo...
NEIL GAIMAN Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
NEIL GAIMAN We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing Afric...
NEIL GAIMAN What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?'
'Cats don't have names,'...
NEIL GAIMAN There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they we...
NEIL GAIMAN Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
NEIL GAIMAN That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
NEIL GAIMAN I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.
NEIL GAIMAN CORALINE'S STORY
THERE WAS A GIRL HER NAME WAS APPLE. SHE USED TO DANCE A LOT. SHE DANCED AND D...
NEIL GAIMAN Sleep my little baby-oh
Sleep until you waken
When you wake you'll see the world
If I...
NEIL GAIMAN Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
NEIL GAIMAN Does it make you feel big to make a little boy cry?
NEIL GAIMAN I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at t...
NEIL GAIMAN 25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming swo...
NEIL GAIMAN I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to lo...
NEIL GAIMAN People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are re...
NEIL GAIMAN Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
NEIL GAIMAN The gods we prayed to when we were young used up their time so long ago. They cannot answer anymore....
NEIL GAIMAN Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and...
NEIL GAIMAN Oh, he'll help us whether he wants to or not. I told the truth. I would not kill him. The death-curs...
NEIL GAIMAN I am the mother of Odin's stallion, Sleipnir. I am the father of Fenrir Sun-Eater, and of Hel Half-R...
NEIL GAIMAN He estado haciendo una lista de las cosas que no te enseñan en la escuela. Ellos no te enseñan có...
NEIL GAIMAN I'll tell you a secret. A raven created the world. When Noah sent him out to find land, he couldn't ...
NEIL GAIMAN It must be a real betrayal, when your body turns against you.

I wonder if she likes flow...
NEIL GAIMAN Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ...
NEIL GAIMAN Facets, Matthew. Each facet catches the light in its own way. It glints and sparkles and flashes uni...
NEIL GAIMAN Love takes hostages.
NEIL GAIMAN We are all improved by the glow of memory.
NEIL GAIMAN As-tu déjà été amoureux? C'est horrible non? Ca rend si vulnérable. Ca t'ouvre la poitrine et l...
NEIL GAIMAN MORPHEUS: I did not intend to hurt you,

THESSALY: And what if you did not? Intent and out...
NEIL GAIMAN Delirium: You use that word so much. Responsibilities. Do you ever think about what that means? I me...
NEIL GAIMAN There is a madness, yes, this is true. Few mortals possess it, the willingness to step away from the...
NEIL GAIMAN I suppose the point you grow up is the point you let the dreams go.
NEIL GAIMAN Can't say I've ever been too fond of beginnings, myself. Messy little things. Give me a good ending ...
NEIL GAIMAN Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ...
NEIL GAIMAN I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a l...
NEIL GAIMAN It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no cl...
NEIL GAIMAN All around me darkness gathers,
Fading is the sun that shone,
We must speak of other mat...
NEIL GAIMAN We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
NEIL GAIMAN We make choices. No one else can live our lives for us. And we must confront and accept the conseque...
NEIL GAIMAN You don't have to stay anywhere forever.
NEIL GAIMAN Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life......
NEIL GAIMAN Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
NEIL GAIMAN She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you k...
NEIL GAIMAN I think I fell in love with her, a little bit. Isn't that dumb? But it was like I knew her. Like she...
NEIL GAIMAN We who make stories know that we tell lies for a living. But they are good lies that say true things...
NEIL GAIMAN It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire me...
NEIL GAIMAN You'll think this is a bit silly, but I'm a bit--well, I have a thing about birds."
"What, a ph...
NEIL GAIMAN Nobody looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more c...
NEIL GAIMAN There was a smile dancing on his lips, although it was a wary smile, for the world is a bigger place...
NEIL GAIMAN In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glitt...
NEIL GAIMAN The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, ...
NEIL PASRICHA Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?
NEIL GAIMAN Stories, like people and butterflies and songbirds' eggs and human hearts and dreams, are also fragi...
NEIL GAIMAN Stories you read when you're the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or w...
NEIL GAIMAN There's none so blind as those who will not listen.
NEIL GAIMAN Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell u...
NEIL GAIMAN There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart’s Desire.
NEIL GAIMAN For tea she went down to see Misses Spink and Forcible. She had three digestive biscuits, a glass of...
NEIL GAIMAN She sat down on one of her grandmother's uncomfortable armchairs, and the cat sprang up into her lap...
NEIL GAIMAN The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said...
NEIL GAIMAN For a moment she felt utterly dislocated. She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure ...
NEIL GAIMAN It won't hurt, said her other father. Coraline knew that when grown-ups told you something wouldn't ...
NEIL GAIMAN There's a but, isn't there?" said Coraline. "I can feel it. Like a rain cloud.
NEIL GAIMAN On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Co...
NEIL GAIMAN They were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one...
NEIL GAIMAN The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be...
NEIL GAIMAN The world seemed to shimmer a little at the edges.
NEIL GAIMAN You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.
'You have a very funny way of showing it,' ...
NEIL GAIMAN Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don'...
NEIL GAIMAN Oh- my twitchy witchy girl
I think you are so nice,
I give you bowls of porridge
And ...
NEIL GAIMAN