I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.

I try to stay ahead of things, if you know what I mean. I take the money I make and reinvest it.

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.

the sharpest beak on the block.

I'm thrilled when I get nominated. I don't count how many and I don't remember how many I've had. I just know it's a lot.