I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

I told a different disgusting joke with the same setup and a different punch line, ... I'm hoping that's in the DVD.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line.

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.