I'm not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

I wouldn't want to be a James Bond.

I could never be James Bond.

A James Bond movie is a stuntman's dream.

I can be the best James Bond there is.

In the last James Bond movie, the villain was a culture captain, a tycoon of culture, a Murdoch figure. It's not as if people don't know what is going on.