I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.

Maine is wonderful. It can be very hard. I mean, if you look at the profile maps it doesn't look it, but somehow when you get out there it's really steep and hard.

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

In any area of human endeavour, there is going to be mediocrity. You're going to find people who get money that they shouldn't get.

If you really screw up, send roses.