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Karl Lagerfeld

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LANA DEL REY In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties.
LAURENCE J. PETER I do hear about these actors who go on vacations to Bali for three months, and their agents are bang...
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KARL LAGERFELD If there's something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body.
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KARL MARX If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist.
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KARL MARX Religion is the opium of the masses.
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KARL MARX A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of communism.
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KARL MARX Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.
KARL MARX Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
KARL MARX The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.
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KARL MARX For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.
KARL MARX Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand.
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KARL PILKINGTON I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
KARL PILKINGTON The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head s...
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KARL PILKINGTON But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
KARL PILKINGTON For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
KARL PILKINGTON Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people abou...
KARL PILKINGTON Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
KARL PILKINGTON A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
KARL PILKINGTON I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding...
KARL PILKINGTON People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
KARL PILKINGTON I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was...
KARL PILKINGTON People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.
KARL PILKINGTON It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
KARL PILKINGTON They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just...
KARL PILKINGTON I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
KARL PILKINGTON The product of mental labor - science - always stands far below its value, because the labor-time ne...
KARL MARX Statistics is the grammar of science.
KARL PEARSON But, look, Washington is a town that creates myths for its own existence and its own amusement, and ...
KARL ROVE You may be right that people say: 'You know what, we had Obama. He was inexperienced. The guy ha...
KARL ROVE Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses: He describes them as job gains.
KARL ROVE The difficulty for Mr. Obama will be when the public sees where his decisions lead - higher inflatio...
KARL ROVE Mr. Obama denounced the $2.3 trillion added to the national debt on Mr. Bush's watch as 'def...
KARL ROVE In his first 100 days, Mr. Obama has put the fate of his presidency in the hands of House Speaker Na...
KARL ROVE For a person who promised hope and civility in politics, Mr. Obama has shown a borderline obsessiven...
KARL ROVE Many Democrats have a pre-9/11 worldview.
KARL ROVE Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the presi...
KARL ROVE I mean, if you have to wake up in the morning to be validated by the editorial page of the New York ...
KARL ROVE I believe in traditional marriage.
KARL ROVE Mr. Obama plans to boost federal spending 25 percent while nearly tripling the national debt over 10...
KARL ROVE