I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

A little showbiz never hurt anyone.

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

A good old rodeo never hurt anyone.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.