I'm never interested in movies where you don't care about the people you're watching, and that's my biggest quibble about horror, that kids have gotten stupider and stupider.
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Related I've kind of learned this about Joss Whedon. Never say never. I've learned that. I also have... NATHAN FILLION I feel that in horror movies, especially, if you don't care about the characters, you've los... DREW GODDARD Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I don't care at all about the mainstream; I don't care about popularity contests; I don'... PHIL ANSELMO When you get bullied, you automatically think that you're the reason why you're getting bull... KAT GRAHAM I don't care what straight people do, I don't care what gay people do. I don't care what... ASAP ROCKY Joss Whedon and all the writers of 'Iron Man' and 'Thor' found a way to keep Coulson... CLARK GREGG When you're young, you don't care about your parents and what they're doing. But then yo... CAMPBELL SCOTT Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I don't care about the Guggenheim. The Guggenheim isn't involved in anything that I am inter... CHUCK CLOSE It doesn't matter about money and fame and whatever. I really don't care about that. My thin... ATTICUS SHAFFER A lot of comedians get a bad rep once they have kids and that's all they talk about, and people ... TIG NOTARO It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Why is the public so interested in movies about the wealthy? My answer is that Shakespeare wrote abo... NICHOLAS JARECKI I don't really care about a song or lyrics; I'm really just interested in the way people emp... ERIK HASSLE Finally I'm becoming stupider no more. PAUL ERDOS That's what I do this for, to secure my family's future. I don't care about anything els... CONOR MCGREGOR I don't think you can cry if the script is rubbish. I have to feel it; it's as simple as tha... OLIVIA COLMAN It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON There's no master plan; I'm just going with what I'm inspired to do and what I get asked... NAT WOLFF I really have problems with horror movies. I don't watch them. It's a feeling I don't wa... LUDIVINE SAGNIER I don't like getting up in front of people and being the loud one when everybody's out quiet... TRAVIS FIMMEL The personal thing is something I have never talked about. And I never will. That is prohibited. My ... JAVIER BARDEM I'm not a big equipment guy; I think that people are a little bit shocked by that. I really don&... DAVE SITEK I don't care about what people might call my style. It's just like when people call my music... MAC DEMARCO About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN Fortunately, we have help from the media. I have to say this: I'm very grateful for the support ... MICHELLE OBAMA I don't ever know where I'm going. Because one of the wonderful things about writing, which ... WALTER MOSLEY Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you ... LARRY THE CABLE GUY I didn't get a formal introduction to horror until right about the age of 12, when my uncle show... JOSH MALERMAN It's gotten to the point where it's big news when I don't do a horror film. DONALD PLEASENCE I don't care what people say about my relationship; I don't care what they say about my boob... KATY PERRY I have my work and my faith... If that's boring to some people, I can't tell you how much I ... MADONNA CICCONE I have thought about the next steps, and you know, they still don't know that I can dance. They ... NAIMA ADEDAPO I just don't understand how you can not be concerned about your appearance. From time to time I&... STEPHEN BAYLEY I think so much of the horror film is about our primal instincts, and our primal instincts are not j... DREW GODDARD I look at the Christian Bale movies, the 'Batman' films, and that shows you that superhero m... JAMES MCAVOY That's what I like about acting. You don't know where you'll be in year. DAVID WALTON The mainstream media today has the biggest disconnect with its audience that it's ever, ever had... RUSH LIMBAUGH My biggest fear is that I'm not good enough. I have this voice in my head that I've been bat... RACHEL PLATTEN It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is ... BRUCE VILANCH When you're watching television, you don't want to watch a show where everything just works ... CANDICE ACCOLA People think it's very strange because I love whale watching - you don't see whales a lot wh... YUNA Life's the adventure. You don't have to drop your bundle and go bush. It's about being b... ROBYN DAVIDSON You can't test great advertising. You can only test the mediocre. Not that I don't care abou... GEORGE LOIS If death is in the room, it's pretty interesting. But I would also say that I'm interested i... GEORGE SAUNDERS It's fascinating that people, there's so many people now who will make judgments based on wh... CLARENCE THOMAS I don't watch most of the movies I'm in. Ever. They're like a bad relationship where, af... BEN FOSTER If you're playing someone you care about, it's tough, and I don't want to be in that sit... EUGENIE BOUCHARD I'm not one of those writers who insist they don't read reviews and don't care much abou... TOM STOPPARD I'm not extremely outgoing, but I'm average, I think. When people meet me they'll say, &... ALESSIA CARA What I get really excited about are movies that I connect with emotionally. 'Deliverance' wa... KATIE ASELTON Meet some people who care about poetry the way you do. You'll have that readership. Keep going u... PHILIP LEVINE I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm... BO BURNHAM I love horror comedies, and I love horror movies. In particular, I love horror movies from the '... KEN MARINO You know, I remember watching Morgan Freeman when he did the two Alex Cross movies, and he's so ... JAMES PATTERSON I'm not interested in trying to work on people's perceptions. I am who I am, and if you don&... JIM BROWN My whole thing, my priority, is my family, my kids, and my wife. That's my future. I don't r... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, yo... BARACK OBAMA I definitely have a Luddite's approach to what's going on. I find that as I get older, I get... RUFUS WAINWRIGHT I never watch MTV. I don't have time to watch TV. And when I do, I'm watching the Discovery ... CARLY SCHROEDER I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I'm at the stage in my pregnancy where I don't feel pregnant. You feel very, 'Oh yeah, I... KELLY STABLES It's never enjoyable watching yourself. Because you're never as good looking as you hope you... ANNE-MARIE DUFF I love the fact that little kids think I'm a witch. A mum might come over and say 'I'm s... NATALIA TENA My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is g... ADAM SANDLER I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn... ASHLEY TISDALE That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you'... WHOOPI GOLDBERG I don't like talking about myself. I'm not really interested in myself. One of the good thin... DAVID MORSE It's important to raise your voice in things you feel passionate about and things that you know ... ZENDAYA Kids will keep it real. If I've ever had in my life a great anchor, it's them. They get in y... LIONEL RICHIE I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I c... BOB SAGET I don't think people are ever going to a place where they're like, 'I'm over stories... CAMERON CROWE A movie that's about other horror movies isn't interesting. A movie about who we are, is. DREW GODDARD One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rul... MIKE JUDGE My motto in life is 'Take risks;' you don't have a voice if you don't. You have to v... KELLY WEARSTLER I think it's very insulting to say, 'White people don't understand.' What are you ta... KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE It's hard to tell with these Internet startups if they're really interested in building comp... STEVE JOBS I really care about this stuff, I care about movies, and you just have to be strong and don't be... JONAH HILL I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't pl... ZACH BRAFF Horror movies scare me. I don't really watch them. I'm not a big horror genre fan. I like ce... KATHARINE ISABELLE I just feel like growing up in Los Angeles, you learn, 'Well you're never gonna be the prett... ZOOEY DESCHANEL I hate the analyzing thing. People say, 'Why do you think your character did that? I don't k... SAMANTHA MORTON I am in the fighting game. I don't care about anything else. I don't watch the news, I don... CONOR MCGREGOR I do get bottled up in interviews. You're thinking about what you're saying, and suddenly yo... MATT DILLON It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't li... JULIA ROBERTS I don't believe war is a way to solve problems. I think it's wrong. I don't have respect... AVRIL LAVIGNE Sometimes movies that I'm in that I have a leading role don't necessarily get the biggest re... GILLIAN JACOBS I really don't mind what people assume about me. I really think that my brain is my private thin... ALICE EVE I believe that I'm a hillbilly in my values and in my attitudes, and I don't want to lose th... J. D. VANCE There's so many kids in the world who are told, 'You can't do this, you can't do tha... NATE ROBINSON I don't have a definition for depression. I'm productive, and that's not a sign of depre... TAO LIN Most people don't walk around knowing what other people think about them, and I don't think ... CHRISTINA RICCI I'm really not interested in acting as a facade, I'm interested in it as an emotional expres... BRIE LARSON I don't worry about gaining weight. I'm fortunate in that I've never had to worry about ... ALANA STEWART
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An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I'm going to m... JOSS WHEDON Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Hos. JOSS WHEDON 'Buffy' is about growing up. 'Angel' is really about already having grown up, dealin... JOSS WHEDON When I created Buffy, I wanted to create a female icon, but I also wanted to be very careful to surr... JOSS WHEDON I designed 'Buffy' to be an icon, to be an emotional experience, to be loved in a way that o... JOSS WHEDON I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I b... JOSS WHEDON Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir...... JOSS WHEDON I've had so much success. I had something to say, I got to say it, people heard it, and they agr... JOSS WHEDON Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences fro... JOSS WHEDON Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck. JOSS WHEDON I'll take crazy over stupid any day. JOSS WHEDON Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE. JOSS WHEDON Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. JOSS WHEDON You can't take the sky from me. JOSS WHEDON Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. JOSS WHEDON The thing about a hero, is even when it doesn't look like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, ... JOSS WHEDON I'm not a leader now. I'm a whole damn army. JOSS WHEDON Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will sti... JOSS WHEDON When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to... JOSS WHEDON I also felt that Ron and Hermione would have gotten divorced. I'm sorry, I just do. The end of Harry... JOSS WHEDON I could not conceive that [fans] actually wanted me to sign something. It took a long time for me to... JOSS WHEDON Everything is a drug. Family, art, causes, new shoes... We're all just tweaking our chem to avoid th... JOSS WHEDON I'd rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see. JOSS WHEDON Don’t give people what they want, give them what they need. JOSS WHEDON Somebody once asked me if I have anything like faith, and I said I have faith in the narrative. I ha... JOSS WHEDON Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality ... JOSS WHEDON Ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. Know what the first rule of flying is? Well I s'pose... JOSS WHEDON The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is ce... JOSS WHEDON The thing with the comics is that you have license to go down every alley your brain can think of. 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JOSS WHEDON A lot of people who saw 'The Avengers' didn't read comic books, don't like comic boo... JOSS WHEDON There's a reason Tony Stark makes fun of 'Thor,' and mentions 'Shakespeare' in t... JOSS WHEDON Something like 'Much Ado' happens, and even 'Avengers' happens because of the years ... JOSS WHEDON I loved working with 'The Avengers' cast and we had a great time, but it was a job, and they... JOSS WHEDON 'The Dark Knight,' for me, has the same problem that every other 'Batman' movie has.... JOSS WHEDON Wonder Woman isn't Spider-man or Batman. She doesn't have a town, she has a world. That was ... JOSS WHEDON Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity mea... JOSS WHEDON The times are chaotic. For me, I would hope that people look at [Angel] and gain strength by it. Wit... JOSS WHEDON Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for th... JOSS WHEDON My mom and dad were divorced, and although they got along very well, my mom thought American televis... JOSS WHEDON I didn't watch a lot of American television growing up. I just liked to read a lot and watch mov... JOSS WHEDON I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was be... JOSS WHEDON 'The Sixth Sense' is fine the second time around, but honestly, the first time around, it... JOSS WHEDON Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. JOSS WHEDON Because it’s no longer enough to be a decent person. It’s no longer enough to shake our heads an... JOSS WHEDON So, why do you write these strong female characters? Because you’re still asking me tha... JOSS WHEDON I think it's always important for academics to study popular culture, even if the thing they are... JOSS WHEDON I don't tend to write straight dramas where real life just impinges. But because I don't, wh... JOSS WHEDON Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own. JOSS WHEDON Who is to say who is the villain and who is the hero? Probably the dictionary. JOSS WHEDON Everybody who labels themselves a 'nerd' isn't some giant person locked in a cubbyhole w... JOSS WHEDON Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. JOSS WHEDON You know, I always was an early morning or late night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late ni... JOSS WHEDON Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there. JOSS WHEDON You go to movies to see people you love suffer - that's why you go to the movies. You don't go to se... JOSS WHEDON This is something that I do consider to be good advice: I took my first paycheck and I put it in the... JOSS WHEDON It's very important that we start creating new content again. We can only build on nostalgia so much... JOSS WHEDON If I wrote what I really think, I would be so sad all the time. We create to fill a gap - not just t... JOSS WHEDON I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down the track, but I still ran as fas... JOSS WHEDON I'm the least confident person in so many ways. But I believed that if somebody gave me the chance t... JOSS WHEDON I go to movies expecting to have a whole experience. If I want a movie that doesn't end, I'll go to ... JOSS WHEDON Everything we do really is just a little marker on the long road to death. And sometimes that's over... JOSS WHEDON It's a question of opening it up, and it's a question of closing it down, ... You know, opening it u... JOSS WHEDON Those of us who write spend our entire lives in an endless English class. JOSS WHEDON It's only recently women got to be action heroes on TV. Progress is slow, and often non-existent... JOSS WHEDON I took the overreaching arc I was headed toward in the TV show and made that the plot of the movie, ... JOSS WHEDON For me, the act of telling the story and showing it to somebody is almost gravy. JOSS WHEDON My dad would go to work every day and write in a room full of funny people. He enjoyed it. I know gr... JOSS WHEDON I always believe in just have as much fun as you can so that when you're in the part that you ha... JOSS WHEDON What I do like is hiking. And that's what filmmaking is. It's a hike. It's challenging a... JOSS WHEDON I watched that episode a thousand times [Once more, with feeling]....because I'm an incredible narci... JOSS WHEDON What I love most about icons is finding out what's behind them, exploring the price of their pow... JOSS WHEDON The misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of b... JOSS WHEDON I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all ... JOSS WHEDON It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat But you know who does that? Lassie, and s... JOSS WHEDON Shiny, let's be bad guys! JOSS WHEDON If the apocalypse comes...beep me! JOSS WHEDON That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. JOSS WHEDON Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SH... JOSS WHEDON We are, all of us, incoherent text, and just knowing that - knowing that no matter how much you say,... JOSS WHEDON What's exciting is, like, Batman Begins basically really did a wonderful job explaining exactly why ... JOSS WHEDON It's the story of a young woman's journey that involves a great deal of horror and some heroics. It'... JOSS WHEDON There are good crews in every country, ... But there are certain ways of working. We were able to co... JOSS WHEDON Let's say it's a good jumping off point, JOSS WHEDON I thought maybe another network or a miniseries, JOSS WHEDON I thought 'this is too exciting to let go of.' JOSS WHEDON As far as I am concerned, the first episode of Buffy was the beginning of my career. It was the firs... JOSS WHEDON It's the story of a young woman's journey that involves a great deal of horror and some heroics, JOSS WHEDON I think everyone who makes movies should be forced to do television. Because you have to finish. You... JOSS WHEDON Now that that paradigm has worked, the market will be inundated, ... It's a revenue source companies... JOSS WHEDON James suddenly seemed to have his guitar *all* the time and at the drop of a hat...or even with no h... JOSS WHEDON Like Pain, fear can be controlled JOSS WHEDON I wrote movies every week, that's what I did. It was about finding that moment that is so good, so r... JOSS WHEDON It was really fun, ... Though I did discover that the Chinese language can say a lot with very few s... JOSS WHEDON It's about how much freedom you can take away from somebody before they either fold or fight, ... It... JOSS WHEDON Mal: [closing the doors] Good day! JOSS WHEDON The master plan does not have a master plan. Television ultimately finds itself, and after it finds ... JOSS WHEDON Wherever I was, I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. ... JOSS WHEDON Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers. JOSS WHEDON You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all. JOSS WHEDON Redemption is something you have to fight for in a very personal, down-dirty way. Some of our charac... JOSS WHEDON All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's you... JOSS WHEDON Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch.... JOSS WHEDON Ultimately what I end up writing about is helplessness and the flipside of that, empowerment. JOSS WHEDON "Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness" JOSS WHEDON I think it's not inaccurate to say that I had a perfectly happy childhood during which I was ver... JOSS WHEDON Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will. JOSS WHEDON I'm a very hard-line, angry atheist. Yet I am fascinated by the concept of devotion. JOSS WHEDON I would love to give you a more in-depth coherent explanation of my view of the soul, and if I had o... JOSS WHEDON Every kid who hated grownups becomes a grownup. Well, except the ones who died. JOSS WHEDON Everything we do really is just a little marker on the long road to death. And sometimes that’s ov... JOSS WHEDON My favorite part of Comic-Con? The groupies. JOSS WHEDON I love to write. I love it. I mean there's nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex,... JOSS WHEDON We'll meet a Wonder Woman who is similar to the one from the original comics and from the TV series ... JOSS WHEDON I don't want the giant ego. I don't want to become Kevin Costner, singing on the soundtrack to The P... JOSS WHEDON as opposed to irate. JOSS WHEDON We'll never make Firefly again, because that was a thing that existed and is now gone. And Serenity ... JOSS WHEDON Firefly JOSS WHEDON Always be yourself... unless you suck. JOSS WHEDON The two things that matter the most to me: emotional resonance and rocket launchers. Party of Five, ... JOSS WHEDON I was given license to purely make it my own and yet she is already an iconic Amazon princess, JOSS WHEDON They're a lot more attractive than I am, actually, ... Which kind of disturbs and upsets me. JOSS WHEDON I'm a believer in that, ... I am a great believer in found families and I'm not a great believer in ... JOSS WHEDON The idea behind the show, ... was to take nine people and say, 'Nine people look out into the blackn... JOSS WHEDON I had this extraordinary world I helped create, with this cast I felt were the most extraordinary pe... JOSS WHEDON I'm a very hard-line, angry atheist. Yet I am fascinated by the concept of devotion. JOSS WHEDON I've been to two festivals in my life, and I've never been to Toronto. I haven't really ... JOSS WHEDON Lockheed! You found me! You are the best X-Dragon ever. JOSS WHEDON I leave the world in terrible turmoil. I come back, same turmoil. Nothing at all different. Well, ou... JOSS WHEDON How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? I read his mind.... JOSS WHEDON I love fantasy. I love horror. I love musicals. Whatever doesn't really happen in life is what I... JOSS WHEDON You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are. JOSS WHEDON Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, ... JOSS WHEDON If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you. JOSS WHEDON In the case of both Buffy and Firefly , it was almost a case of devising a language, JOSS WHEDON Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for t... JOSS WHEDON People would say, 'You're going to need this and that,' and I'd be like, 'Not so much.' If I only ne... JOSS WHEDON Serenity. JOSS WHEDON We'll meet a Wonder Woman who is similar to the one from the original comics and from the TV series ... JOSS WHEDON In TV the attitude is: 'Tell me what we have and we'll build around that,' ... Feature filmmaking se... JOSS WHEDON [What about remarks from the actor that he's getting too old to play an immortal vampire who never a... JOSS WHEDON [After being asked what he thinks about people saying the 6th season of Buffy got a little too dark]... JOSS WHEDON I like my chances. But it is absolutely still too amorphous for me to make any kind of announcement ... JOSS WHEDON I think it's realistic, JOSS WHEDON Well, he's buff, really buff; he's a very attractive man, how come that never came up? JOSS WHEDON Our luck? You noticed anything in particular about our luck these past few days? Any kind of pattern... JOSS WHEDON She doesn't really understand this world. She's very strong but she's also very naive. She's not qui... JOSS WHEDON I felt this was a story that had not been told, ... I just needed somebody to believe as strongly as... JOSS WHEDON My reasons were completely personal, ... My wife is an architect; I have two kids under 3. There may... JOSS WHEDON Crazy crisp dialogue. Incredibly tight plotting. Big emotion. JOSS WHEDON I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going d... JOSS WHEDON For me [Buffy] was about your teenage years but it was again the whole experience, the same situatio... JOSS WHEDON Originally, I was hesitant. But then it's also sort of why I became really interested, because she d... JOSS WHEDON Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness JOSS WHEDON Serenity JOSS WHEDON Because you should always do something on a spaceship if you can… JOSS WHEDON Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret. JOSS WHEDON It is, in an unprecedented sense, your movie. So, it if sucks, it's your fault. JOSS WHEDON It's very sweet to mention the word sequel, ... Obviously that's the way my brain works. It continue... JOSS WHEDON I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar JOSS WHEDON Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and fre... JOSS WHEDON As we all know, blinking lights means science. JOSS WHEDON People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. An... JOSS WHEDON If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woo... JOSS WHEDON I love a good romantic comedy. JOSS WHEDON Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we c... JOSS WHEDON I had older brothers, and I don't think there's anything worse than an older brother. They p... JOSS WHEDON I don't know a lot of show runners. I mean I met a lot of them in picket lines. I'm not part... JOSS WHEDON He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon. JOSS WHEDON I am not a fan of referencing your own work when it's in a different universe than what you'... JOSS WHEDON Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want. JOSS WHEDON I go to movies expecting to have a whole experience. If I want a movie that doesn't end, I'l... JOSS WHEDON That's the great thing about 'The West Wing:' you really felt like you were in the thick... JOSS WHEDON I've never met a well-adjusted person. It's weird. JOSS WHEDON I think to an extent every human being needs to be redeemed somewhat or at least needs to look at th... JOSS WHEDON Nobody treating us like kids. For once, we gt to be equals, not babies. Could use more of that in th... JOSS WHEDON I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't jus... JOSS WHEDON There are two things that I cannot resist: one is musicals and the other is a spaceship in trouble. ... JOSS WHEDON Sarah Michelle Gellar's made some really good choices. She's had some bad breaks. She goes w... JOSS WHEDON I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilar... JOSS WHEDON I was never a games night guy, but at some point, social interaction starts to freak me out. So when... JOSS WHEDON The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or ... JOSS WHEDON In my generation, there was a single girl given the strength and skill to fight the spread of darkne... JOSS WHEDON I did my English A level in England, and we studied Shakespeare. I had great, great high school teac... JOSS WHEDON My absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing, like, a 'Mass Effect' guy hanging out with... JOSS WHEDON Everything is so fragile. There's so much conflict, so much pain...you keep waiting for the dust to ... JOSS WHEDON All I ask is this: Do something. Try something. Speaking out, showing up, writing a letter, a check,... JOSS WHEDON Time for some thrillin' heroics. JOSS WHEDON Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing. JOSS WHEDON My people - before I was changed - they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a Claddagh ring. ... JOSS WHEDON Personally, the NSA collecting data on me freaks me out. It totally freaks me out. And yet I'm f... JOSS WHEDON I'm sorry. But it's like you said, Emma...I don't have any claws. JOSS WHEDON