You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
MATT LEBLANC I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
MATT LEBLANC Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
MATT LEBLANC I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and b...
MATT LEBLANC We've talked about it within the team and we've dubbed it the 'Reverse the Record' season.
MATT LEBLANC Everyone is just as committed and focused as they were the first season,
MATT LEBLANC The more kids we have, the harder we work, the better it's going to be.
MATT LEBLANC The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.
MATT LEBLANC I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills socie...
MATT LEBLANC Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.
MATT LEBLANC Every sport in this school is down. Kids don't want to get off their butts and go do something. Kids...
MATT LEBLANC It's like you're caught naked hanging from a tree branch with the wind blowing.
MATT LEBLANC 'Friends' was an education in intelligent comedic banter; in intelligent vernacular. It was ...
MATT LEBLANC When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama th...
MATT LEBLANC People call me Joey all the time. I take it as a compliment. There's no point in correcting them...
MATT LEBLANC I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat peop...
MATT LEBLANC But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the...
MATT LEBLANC You basically have a group of four spies who are chosen for a mission they feel for the fact of how ...
MATT LEBLANC We owe the Aboriginal peoples a debt that is four centuries old. It is their turn to become full par...
ROMEO LEBLANC A circle of women may just be the most powerful force known to humanity. If you have one, embrace it...
JEANETTE LEBLANC Be gentle. Pay attention. Offer purposeful healing. Seek Equilibrium. Unfreeze, slowly. Stretch your...
JEANETTE LEBLANC We are here to love hard and true. Here to give ourselves over to the rush and bliss of it all. Here...
JEANETTE LEBLANC To know the hope and the struggle and the stay still and the run away and the come here and the push...
JEANETTE LEBLANC Do not try quiet my voice.
Do not attempt to soften my edges or tame my prowl.
I am inhabi...
JEANETTE LEBLANC Butterflies are beautiful, but the process of emerging from the chrysalis and spreading your wings c...
JEANETTE LEBLANC I had hoped to be the most improved, I was really, really trying. I had a really hard time showing e...
CASEY LEBLANC I've just been doing interviews all morning and talking to people back home. (The support) has been ...
CASEY LEBLANC I've just been doing interviews all morning and talking to people back home. (The support) has been ...
CASEY LEBLANC I was really starting to miss home and I'm really glad to be here.
CASEY LEBLANC I had hoped to be the most improved, I was really, really trying. I had a really hard time showing e...
CASEY LEBLANC I've just been doing interviews all morning and talking to people back home. (The support) has been ...
CASEY LEBLANC I'm just happy if we make (the playoffs). If we don't make it to Augusta, it's still a successful se...
MIKE LEBLANC These people's livelihood depends on this.
ROBERT LEBLANC If I am to be known for anything, I would like it to be for encouraging Canadians, for knowing a lit...
ROMEO LEBLANC I am told that there is a proverbial phrase among the Inuit: 'A long time ago, in the future.' Let t...
ROMEO LEBLANC We were watching the news and saw that they needed volunteers. It was a good opportunity for me to g...
DANNY LEBLANC They wanted someone there to talk to, someone who would listen to them. The other refugees - they ha...
DANNY LEBLANC Good friends are like cozy sweaters, they'll always be there to keep you warm when the rest of the w...
JENNIFER LEBLANC To their credit, they?re all their father?s children. There?s never angry words, no recrimination or...
ANDREA LEBLANC To their credit, they're all their father's children. There's never angry words, no recrimination or...
ANDREA LEBLANC You’re either part of the problem or part of the solution. There are no bystanders who get to clai...
JEANETTE LEBLANC The companies we work with have repeatedly told us of their need for a skilled, educated workforce. ...
NEIL LEBLANC I have a lot of people in caucus who gave me their support. I know from discussions with them that t...
NEIL LEBLANC I knew it would be close, but this is a little closer than I thought it would be. I respect the deci...
NEIL LEBLANC Obviously that day we lost some delegates, but we have also got more from other areas. We've moved o...
NEIL LEBLANC [Confusing terminology or not, IBM is one of Cisco's AON partners, and obviously wants the most dipl...
ROBERT LEBLANC The state is in violation of its own law. There are definitely response issues. We are on borrowed t...
DAVID LEBLANC The East fell off. But the North, the South and the West are still there.
GUY LEBLANC You get concerned. The building is one of the signature buildings on the grounds. People photograph ...
GUY LEBLANC Dead in the eye, and he just shook his head. I smiled back.
CASSIE LEBLANC Because like the depths of the ocean that calls you home, you will never be easy.

But dar...
JEANETTE LEBLANC It can be said that we are built by many things. Biology and lineage. Grit and moonlight and ocean s...
JEANETTE LEBLANC You hold the collective story of all women in your body. The muscle memory of generations past. This...
JEANETTE LEBLANC After so many years, it's finally over with. After so many years dealing with it ... gone. In two af...
CASSIE LEBLANC I know the hard ground and the taste of the salt water I’m made of and the way even getting out of...
JEANETTE LEBLANC I'll tell you I would have preferred having a francophone in that post. It would have been preferabl...
NEIL LEBLANC Out there somewhere there is a love who will never dream of calling you too much. Who speaks, like y...
JEANETTE LEBLANC You are not too much. You have never been too much. You will never be too much. The very idea is pre...
JEANETTE LEBLANC I had hoped to be the most improved, I was really, really trying. I had a really hard time showing e...
CASEY LEBLANC I've just been doing interviews all morning and talking to people back home. (The support) has been ...
CASEY LEBLANC That's what New Orleans does. It's part of our DNA, the whole idea of going a little crazy to keep y...
FRED LEBLANC I am told that there is a proverbial phrase among the Inuit: 'A long time ago, in the future....
ROMEO LEBLANC For anybody out there, good things do happen. Justice does happen. It happens to normal people. Don'...
CASSIE LEBLANC We would hold hands. That was allowed. But (the chaperon) was always behind us.
CHARLES LEBLANC The first year, we planted 20 sacks of Irish potatoes. But the back water came in - we didn't have a...
CHARLES LEBLANC We did it by hand, me and her.
CHARLES LEBLANC I stayed with that for three years. Then, I decided to go into farming.
CHARLES LEBLANC No matter what came up we never did stop. It's hard work that keep us here.
CHARLES LEBLANC We didn't believe it. I'm going to be honest with you. I mean, they don't even know us.
CALVIN LEBLANC We didn't believe it. I'm going to be honest with you. I mean, they don't even know us. To get to wh...
CALVIN LEBLANC It feels like a ghost town to me. And that's a good thing.
STEVE LEBLANC Families know that new elements are always on view at the museum. From monthly themes, to traveling ...
SUZANNE LEBLANC I like getting out there and having fun.
DAVID LEBLANC There needs to be a commitment to fund an annual class, but before that, there needs to be back-to-b...
DAVID LEBLANC I believe there will be strong and bold recommendations. I think if top managers are involved in ina...
DAVID LEBLANC There are a lot of people wondering what is going to come out of this. No one really knows where it ...
DAVID LEBLANC I don't know how we're going to do it,
DAVID LEBLANC who has information to come forward and [contact] the union.
DAVID LEBLANC We have specific instances we feel need to be addressed, ... but other complaints could widen the sc...
DAVID LEBLANC is appropriate. I'm sure if he finds other things, he's going to report them.
DAVID LEBLANC If I go back and read the trooper [newsletter] going back 10 years, it's the same issues, ... There ...
DAVID LEBLANC That thing you’re afraid of? That label you shy away from? That word that seems too bold? That aud...
JEANETTE LEBLANC Things like this aren't supposed to happen. It (life) goes fast and life isn't fair.
CURT LEBLANC FEMA has asked us for temporary housing land that we have available.
ROBERT LEBLANC If someone is thinking about volunteering for the Red Cross, don't wait until something happens to g...
DANNY LEBLANC The granddaughter couldn't understand why they just couldn't go back home so she could play with her...
DANNY LEBLANC Snap-on really worked with me to get the time off. I really appreciated what they did. It set an exa...
DANNY LEBLANC Our son was involved in a car accident. I was touched by the number of friends, neighbors - and stra...
DANNY LEBLANC The imperfections in life are what make life perfect.
GARY LEBLANC In terms of the building, nothing like this has ever happened before.
GUY LEBLANC Being the songwriter that I am, the easiest way to translate what you're doing for people is to give...
FRED LEBLANC Saying his workers would subsidize enhanced payments for police and fire, I think that is very false...
FRED LEBLANC The Cowboy Mouth thing is so much bigger than just the people in the band. Everybody is just in it t...
FRED LEBLANC Our fans are pretty respectful. They can get a little nutty.
FRED LEBLANC Eventually, one day, we'll have to stop — whether that's next year or in 20 years. I just want to m...
FRED LEBLANC Anybody can come to our shows and have fun.
FRED LEBLANC So many of our friends, families and fans lost their homes, not to mention their livelihoods, so we ...
FRED LEBLANC In the locker room (after the second period) the mood was surprisingly good. We knew we could come b...
DREW LEBLANC We got a lot of bounces. We got on them early and after that they struggled. We realized that we're ...
DREW LEBLANC I think the mood in the locker room before the game was pretty loose. We just wanted to go out there...
DREW LEBLANC You are here and it hurts and the world feels impossibly heavy and you are shouting bargains at the ...
JEANETTE LEBLANC This is really a great vehicle. It's like a shoe that does it for all missions.
JAMES LEBLANC We can't use state funds,
JAMES LEBLANC They enjoy this. I don't know what it is, but many inmates love to work with animals,
JAMES LEBLANC The art of a sincere and heartfelt apology is one of the greatest skills you will ever learn.
JEANETTE LEBLANC How'd you know that would help, Grandma?

Used to have a regular who had attacks like that...
JENNIFER LEBLANC How'd you know that would help, Grandma?

Used to have a regular who had attacks like that...
JENNIFER LEBLANC You own your body. You own your body. You own your body. Your center and your edges are yours and yo...
JEANETTE LEBLANC There is not enough air in the room but you are breathing.
There is nobody here but you are hel...
JEANETTE LEBLANC It's good for conditioning if the dog is out of shape, also recovery from surgery. Now that we've be...
PATRICK LEBLANC There is no shame in feeling broken. In seeking help. In searching for healing. Sometimes it is the ...
JEANETTE LEBLANC There was a lot I didn't know about the Home Rule Charter.
TED LEBLANC I really didn't know him.
TED LEBLANC Adrian Leon LeBlanc, my dad and my namesake, his keen joy in observing people and the world is the r...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC My earnestness at the injustices I witnessed when I was writing 'Random Family' may have bee...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC The best comics enlist you to take accountability for who you are, whether you like it or not.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC As a reader, when the writer gets sentimental, you drift, because there's something fishy going ...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC It shouldn't be a matter of who deserves help or not, but of whether we want to be a country tha...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC We are trapped here up on this wall by an evil beyond comprehension. It is here that we are damned t...
NATHALIE M. LEBLANC The sole purpose of universal justice is to keep man's character in balance
JUDY AZAR LEBLANC Those whose eyes are open cannot see for they are blinded by the lust of all that is around them, an...
JUDY AZAR LEBLANC Do not let one hand say to another, 'Stop, for I have already given'
JUDY AZAR LEBLANC For the beauty that adorns the earth is not imitation
JUDY AZAR LEBLANC Ask not 'who will love me?' but rather, 'whom can I love?'
JUDY AZAR LEBLANC Freedom is to forgive one another for a perceived wrongdoing
JUDY AZAR LEBLANC Illness transforms the things you most fear into the things you crave and would hold onto if you cou...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC Serious loss brings you into one of the world's silent fraternities.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC My dad taught me that language was a powerful tool.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC There's one thing I know for sure: When I'm most opinionated, my writing sucks.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC A big part of reporting is just being present. You have to show up ten days in a row to get the one ...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC I think you end up on the lucky side, or you don't.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC I like to say, 'You get as much story as you can take.' But you have to effectively render i...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC Satisfaction isn't a state that comes easily to me.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC What one reads in the newspaper and what one sees on the street are absolutely not the same.
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC It's hard for me to understand how poverty can be invisible to so many people, since I see it ev...
ADRIAN NICOLE LEBLANC Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.
MATT CAMERON If I could do it over, I'd want to come up to the big leagues like Mike Trout. He's exciting...
MATT KEMP I love L.A., but you can get into a lot of trouble out here.
MATT KEMP When I spend money on myself, it's almost always on shoes and clothes. I'm addicted to shoes...
MATT KEMP I never want to sit out. I want to play baseball games.
MATT KEMP I don't think some athletes understand how big it is to be an athlete, what they can do with jus...
MATT KEMP I get bored real easy. I'm so used to L.A. and the pace that when I go home now I start thinking...
MATT KEMP I'm always telling people baseball needs to be more prominent in the African American community....
MATT KEMP I've been a Lakers fan since growing up in Oklahoma. My hometown's finally got the Thunder, ...
MATT KEMP Sometimes I forget how much people look at you as their hero. I forget that.
MATT KEMP If you do a full-on workout and then eat McDonald's or Wendy's, you're defeating the pur...
MATT KEMP We definitely weren't poor growing up, but we weren't rich.
MATT KEMP Dirty martinis and music - that's the big motto in our family. We get the booze going, and the m...
MATT HARVEY I worry about that every single day: Am I being a good father?
MATT LAUER It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
MATT DAMON I've talked to some drummers who seem to have a very hard time staying in shape on the road, inc...
MATT CAMERON Ben was more improvisational, and relied less on methodology, and basically is a guitarist who switc...
MATT CAMERON I would never want to live in L.A., and I made that decision years ago, so I never chose that path f...
MATT CAMERON Whenever Elvin Jones comes to Seattle I try to go catch him.
MATT CAMERON A lot of times, when a band finds success with a certain style or sound, they have a really hard tim...
MATT CAMERON Creatively, I thought we were still viable and could do more records. But our working relationship j...
MATT CAMERON I guess by taking lessons early on, and really trying to play all the rudimentary stuff, and try to ...
MATT CAMERON When I first went on tour with PJ in '98, I was still in shock having gone through the Soundgard...
MATT CAMERON For me, I just try to make sure I eat enough and drink enough water and that's about it.
MATT CAMERON But I've always liked to be the kind of drummer and musician who likes to go outside of what'...
MATT CAMERON My recording career has luckily run the gamut of recording environments.
MATT CAMERON I love the way Pharell is laying down great drum tracks. He is a great drummer.
MATT CAMERON I'm always going to get more of a charge playing Chicago than I will Duluth or some place like t...
MATT CAMERON I still felt we had some really good music on that record, but it's a shame that we couldn't...
MATT CAMERON I try and stay limber, swim, run, ride motorcycles.
MATT CAMERON So, I just kind of played the way I played and then eventually we kind of figured out what worked be...
MATT CAMERON If PJ Harvey ever came to town I'd definitely go try to go see her.
MATT CAMERON Like I'm in San Diego today and this is my hometown so I've got a lot of my friends coming a...
MATT CAMERON In my last band, Soundgarden, I had a couple of different drummers sit in on some stuff and it was f...
MATT CAMERON I show up ready to play, so I normally try and fit the situation.
MATT CAMERON I think every band is a little cautious when the drummer starts to write tunes.
MATT CAMERON I always loose a little weight on the road, so I constantly have to be on top of my nutrition and hy...
MATT CAMERON I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflic...
MATT DILLON I may be biting off more than I can chew, but with 'The Simpsons' and with 'Futurama,...
MATT GROENING The demands of the present must stand above the political habits of the past.
MATT BLUNT Over the next four years, we will be bold. We will be willing to experiment. We will not fear failur...
MATT BLUNT If you're opposed to the budget I submitted to the General Assembly, you're for a tax increa...
MATT BLUNT The decision to join or not join a service union, political party or other organization should be le...
MATT BLUNT Taxpayers deserve a government that harnesses technology to better serve the people.
MATT BLUNT In a government such as ours we have vigorous contests to determine who should lead. The recent elec...
MATT BLUNT In spite of advances in technology and changes in the economy, state government still operates on an...
MATT BLUNT The spirit and determination of the people to chart their own destiny is the greatest power for good...
MATT BLUNT We stand in the shadow of Jefferson who believed that a society founded upon the rule of law and lib...
MATT BLUNT Public education is an investment in our future.
MATT BLUNT With 'Futurama,' I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our or...
MATT GROENING Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
MATT GROENING Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature ma...
MATT GROENING Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two hal...
MATT GROENING You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.
MATT GROENING I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
MATT GROENING People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're ...
MATT GROENING I think there is a certain charm to the hand drawn image that I like. My problem with CGI is that it...
MATT GROENING Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I...
MATT GROENING I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody fel...
MATT GROENING I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encou...
MATT GROENING The thing about a cartoon is, you can do whatever you want. The tightrope that we are walking on ...
MATT GROENING I thought I was going to make crazy cartoons for the rest of my life. I didn't think I'd eve...
MATT GROENING The best stories in our culture have some sort of subversiveness - Mark Twain, 'Catcher in the R...
MATT GROENING My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitio...
MATT GROENING If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, ...
MATT GROENING