I'm like your mother, your sister, whatever.

I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing.

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins.