I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.'

I wanted to throw up. Her intestine was pulled away from the wall of her stomach. That had to be repaired. Her spleen is damaged. She has two fractured ribs. Her pancreas was torn in half.

I know how to fake someone out, if they break into my house, into thinking there are other people there.

I like everybody at 'Criminal Minds.' I would like to guest star, but I don't know if that is in the cards.

I've done a show at the Largo Theater called The 'Thrilling Adventure Hour.' We read, like, radio teleplays. It's a send-up of radio dramas from the '30s and '40s. We just did a Kickstarter for that so that we can do a web series and a concert film.

People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit and we splash around.