I'm Joe Canada, who never went to high school. I've never even been to a football game.

The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.

If you play high school football in the city, this is the game you want to play. We're looking forward to it. It should be an electric atmosphere. It's the way all high school football games should be.

How do I put this? 'Glee' is like 'High School Musical' if 'High School Musical' had its stomach punched and its lunch money stolen.

I remember I'd come home from fifth, sixth grade, and I'd watch 'Saved by the Bell' and be like, 'I hope my high school experience is like that.' And it totally wasn't. It sucked.

I want to coach high school football, and that's always what I've wanted to do.