I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.

It's like real life: We don't get a preview of what's coming up, thank God, and we don't build our own character from what we're going to be informed with in the future.

Thank God for Skype!

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.

Thank God for Botox.