I was raised as a Catholic, but I got up to go to church because I thought I'd be hit by a bolt ...
CHUCK FEENEY They decided as part of my 75th birthday celebrations that I would be entitled to fly first class. I...
CHUCK FEENEY I want the last cheque I write to bounce.
CHUCK FEENEY I believe strongly in 'giving while living.' I see little reason to delay giving when so muc...
CHUCK FEENEY How to become a millionaire? Become a billionaire first.
CHUCK FEENEY It's the intelligent thing to be frugal.
CHUCK FEENEY I watched a little girl cover her face up and leave her hands in front of her mouth. I saw that girl...
CHUCK FEENEY Once the implicit aim of biography was to uplift now it is to unveil.
MARK FEENEY Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with ...
TOM FEENEY He is very respectful of the obligations we have as a Legislature, ... The basic tenor of his statem...
TOM FEENEY No taxation without respiration.
TOM FEENEY a safe, reliable and cost-effective way to meet the new challenges of our exploration goals.
TOM FEENEY All the speeches were conducted with remarkable civility, and a lack of redundancy.
TOM FEENEY Today, literally much of the world is watching, and history is watching us as well,
TOM FEENEY There remains no imminent indication of any Japanese reopening to U.S. exports and we expect current...
JONATHAN FEENEY So, the rich pour money into elections; in return, politicians write laws that make the rich richer ...
LAUREN FEENEY not just a hot potato, it's a radioactive hot potato. We're all looking forward to December 18th, wh...
TOM FEENEY It's the kind of thing that shows they're turning their backs on the things that Ronald Reagan and t...
TOM FEENEY So it's kind of a double whammy.
HANA FEENEY If you reduce total fat, but you don't reduce the bad fat, you defeat the purpose because you end up...
HANA FEENEY The thing to remember from this study is that the change in their diets wasn't huge. They ate about ...
HANA FEENEY How much oil shale technology has developed will become much more apparent in the commercial applica...
HEATHER FEENEY Part of the concept of the RD&D (research, development and demonstration) leases is not only to prov...
HEATHER FEENEY If something was drastically overlooked, it wouldn't have the widespread impact that things did back...
HEATHER FEENEY We believe FEI is poised for improvements in operating efficiency following the conclusion of its re...
JOANNE FEENEY Most people are used to the old story of AMD and Intel where they were tied together and the fate of...
JOANNE FEENEY A higher valuation is justified when a company's earnings growth is significant. AMD's growth prospe...
JOANNE FEENEY But the story has changed fundamentally over the past couple years.
JOANNE FEENEY The results have been promising.
MICHAEL FEENEY I had skied since I was about 8 years old, and at 25, when I became disabled, I had to learn how to ...
MATT FEENEY Never let anyone define what you are capable of by using parameters that don't apply to you.
CHUCK CLOSE Rock's so good to me. Rock is my child and my grandfather.
CHUCK BERRY I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad peop...
CHUCK LORRE If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, ...
CHUCK YEAGER You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The bright future is that readers are accepting more varied forms of stories.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' '...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK My private history in terms of people in my life who are dead is very easy to discuss. I don't f...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens jus...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK My goal is to create a metaphor that changes our reality by charming people into considering their w...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion - pai...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scare...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Alliances and international organizations should be understood as opportunities for leadership and a...
CHUCK HAGEL The final line in the Second Amendment says, 'The right of the people to keep and bear arms shal...
CHUCK NORRIS Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.
CHUCK JONES Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and when people start getting it confused, that means they need ...
CHUCK D Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Our foreign policy needs to support our energy, economic, defense and domestic policies. It all fall...
CHUCK HAGEL The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it, beca...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The Midwest is a musical melting pot and the source and birthplace of several musical genres.
CHUCK INGLISH I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.
CHUCK JONES What was Bruce Lee like? How did you meet? What was it like to choreograph the fight scene in Rome w...
CHUCK NORRIS I worked on a farm. Played ball and loafed along the fishing and swimming holes of the White River, ...
CHUCK KLEIN If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or aware...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A film has to maintain a certain decorum in order to be broadcast to a vast audience.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's the bullies who are afraid, are the ones that do all the fighting. It's not the secure ...
CHUCK NORRIS I'd like to see the health care professionals making decisions, not some bureaucrat in Indianapo...
CHUCK SCHUMER California club pop chirper Dev's debut is as stark as it is sweet. This is owed partly to the c...
CHUCK EDDY Acceptance speeches can make or break presidential candidacies. It was Al Gore's 2000 acceptance...
CHUCK TODD I'm a can-do conservative, and I just love the job, and I think I'm going to get re-elected.
CHUCK FLEISCHMANN Government and culture are two diametrically opposed forces - the one blinds and oppresses, the othe...
CHUCK D Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
CHUCK NORRIS Every day, we are bombarded with a multitude of toxins in the environment. We know that the negative...
CHUCK NORRIS My grandfather was hit over the head by a crane boom in Seattle. Some of the family claimed he was n...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I feel sorry for people who have to edit me. Which is why book writing is by far the most enjoyable....
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Book writing is a little different because, in my case, my editor is a year younger than me and basi...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book wr...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Movie brawls tend to be bloodless and quick.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Helplessness is such a rotten feeling. There's nothing you can do about it. Being helpless is like b...
CHUCK BARRIS Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We can't deal with the flood in the orchards until we cap the floodwaters coming into them. And ...
CHUCK NORRIS Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don't put a big glow to it. Voting is about as ess...
CHUCK D In a brave new world, a post-September 11 world, anyone is going to make certain mistakes. The mista...
CHUCK SCHUMER Brazilian music has many of the ingredients that I strive for in my own music: Strong melodies and a...
CHUCK MANGIONE You decide your own level of involvement.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolis...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has utte...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in a...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run f...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of yo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would al...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN For years now, I've wanted to fall asleep. The sort of slipping off, the giving up, the falling part...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Beca...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you play the stereo at max volume, it...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN A menos que todo empeore, nada puede mejorar.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, b...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's discouraging to make a mistake, but it's humiliating when you find out you're so unimportant th...
CHUCK DALY Always have a plan, and believe in it. Nothing happens by accident.
CHUCK KNOX Playing safe is only playing.
CHUCK OLSON Practice without improvement is meaningless.
CHUCK KNOX It's not the bulls and bears you need to avoid -- it's the bum steers.
CHUCK HILLIS Never let a win get to your head, or a loss to your heart.
CHUCK D I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stair...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The church has been brought into the same value system as the world: fame, success, materialism and ...
CHUCK COLSON Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and bi...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as being a man means looking the w...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teet...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways
CHUCK PALAHNIUK College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink
CHUCK PALAHNIUK “Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Only after disaster can we be ressurected.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumpti...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster, or some sud...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes availa...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Maybe we should always assume the worst.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive....
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. An...
CHUCK TANNER The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK [T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth...
CHUCK SIGARS Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones.
CHUCK SIGARS You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As a former Airman First Class in the United States Air Force, like many veterans in America, my mil...
CHUCK NORRIS I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home jo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you want to release your aggression, get up and dance. That's what rock and roll is all about...
CHUCK BERRY Our alliances should be understood as a means to expand our influence, not as a constraint on our po...
CHUCK HAGEL I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my ...
CHUCK YEAGER A face is a road map of someone's life. Without any need to amplify that or draw attention to it...
CHUCK CLOSE Commonly, athletes will bolster their dietary intake with everyday vitamins such as magnesium and ir...
CHUCK NORRIS Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It amazes me when I hear people say, 'I want to go out and find out who I am.' I always knew...
CHUCK BERRY I don't work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.
CHUCK CLOSE Disney was not a good animator, he didn't draw well at all, but he was always a great idea man, ...
CHUCK JONES I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everyth...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is ou...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK My mother lived through the Great Depression. Her family of 11 children pulled themselves up by thei...
CHUCK NORRIS We won the Cold War because we showed nuclear vigilance and diligence.
CHUCK FLEISCHMANN What makes a child gifted and talented may not always be good grades in school, but a different way ...
CHUCK GRASSLEY Forget the historic nature of his election having to do with skin color - Obama has an opportunity o...
CHUCK TODD I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume signific...
CHUCK NORRIS To me, every interview, even if you love the artist, needs to be somewhat adversarial. Which doesn&#...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you...
CHUCK NORRIS If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Despite what Washington thinks or does on this 15th anniversary, we the people will never forget tho...
CHUCK NORRIS Good things happen to those who hustle.
CHUCK NOLL In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since.
CHUCK YEAGER There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up...
CHUCK SCHUMER Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK