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DONALD TRUMP, JR. I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
KEVIN HART When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
BILLY MAYS As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like ...
CALVIN TRILLIN I don't think I'm a good ol' boy. Honestly, the last thing I am is a redneck. I like sil...
JOE JAMAIL Rossella, non ho mai avuto la pazienza di raccogliere i frammenti di un oggetto rotto per incollarli...
MARGARET MITCHELL I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
SEBASTIAN MICHEALIS I'm Billy the Kid, the fastest draw. It's not arrogance. It's the truth.
DAVID GEFFEN As far as directors, I'm a big fan of any kind of Billy Wilder stuff. Anything he does.
ROB ZOMBIE I have these plants in my house that are dying, so having a robot butler to water them when I'm ...
CARY FUKUNAGA I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show.
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN I think I'd take a human butler over a robot one.
TOM FELTON I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the out...
RANDY MOSS I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest...
SARAH WAYNE CALLIES Obviously, I like guys that can defend other positions. Draymond Green is doing a great job with Gol...
KAWHI LEONARD If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
BILL ENGVALL I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
BILLY CARTER I'm a country redneck bloke
DAVE ALLEN He's gonna become a redneck.
KEVIN MILLAR There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
RODNEY ATKINS I would love a robot butler.
BRETT RATNER Billy Graham isn't about politics - Billy Graham is about God.
DARIUS RUCKER If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I'm not one of those actors who gets so taken by a role that I can't live my life. I'm t...
BILLY PORTER We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. ...
ATTICUS SHAFFER Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.
JOHNNY VAN ZANT I've played the clarinet since I was a kid. I love to sing, but I'm not much of a singer. Le...
STEPHEN LANG I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think the...
STEPHEN MERCHANT If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.
ROB KARDASHIAN I used to do impersonations: Harry Butler in the wild, or I'd do Gough Whitlam.
DAVID WENHAM an old, hardheaded, Western redneck.
JAMES HANSEN Falling Up: How a Redneck Helped Invent Political Consulting.
JUDY WOODRUFF If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a butler. I couldn't for the life of me do the job in ...
JIM CARTER I'm a fiend for costume jewellery and have countless pairs of rhinestone or diamante earrings, w...
JOAN COLLINS I'd been dating my husband for about a year, and I'd already kissed George Clooney, Ashton K...
JUDY GREER Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
HAL SPARKS In 'Billy Madison,' I worked with Adam before anyone really knew he was Adam Sandler.
TAMRA DAVIS I've been a huge Psychedelic Furs fan for a long time. I love Butler's paintings, too. I lik...
NORMAN REEDUS My full name is Ross Fleming Butler; it's very British-Irish.
ROSS BUTLER Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.
PENNIE LILLIAN To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
GRETCHEN WILSON I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
EOIN COLFER I’m sorry.” Once again, those were the words. And now, anytime someone says I’m sorry, I’m g...
JAY ASHER My mom thought I could dance because I used to dance to this Janet Jackson song she'd play when ...
TOM HOLLAND I'm not going to have a perfect career. It's better to be Billy Wilder and make lots of movi...
JASON REITMAN I grew up in Oklahoma, a redneck state. When I realized I was gay, I really had to hide and be very ...
ALAN STARK I've been to London twice. I saw the Broadway show 'Billy Elliot' there - phenomenal. I ...
OLESYA RULIN I'm a mom. I'm a wife. I'm an actress. I'm an executive producer. I'm an author....
TIA MOWRY Every time I thought that, (Butler) would come down and make a great shot.
DEMOND GARTH Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butle...
W. C. FIELDS You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
JEFF FOXWORTHY You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Harry and the Butler
ANTHONY HOPKINS I'm not a public official. I'm a businessman, I'm a builder, I'm a planner.
DONALD BREN If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I'm not a Twitterer, I'm not a twerker, I'm not a Facebooker, I'm not nothing. I'...
MICHAEL JORDAN Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
JEFF FOXWORTHY You don't have to be a redneck to be a member of a redneck yacht club. It's a term that in the past ...
CRAIG MORGAN I'm a human being, I'm not a machine. I'm 72. I'm dyslexic.
ROBERT BLAKE Billy Graham talks about how he doesn't judge people. I don't either. Some people I am just ...
JESSICA HAHN I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student o...
MICHAEL J. FOX I think (redneck) used to be considered a derogatory term, but not anymore. Now it's considered more...
CRAIG MORGAN I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human.
CHELY WRIGHT I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' ma...
ADAM PALLY 'The Butler' has virtually nothing in common with its source material, the life of White Hou...
BEN SHAPIRO Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.
LORD BYRON For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER I feel like it's been so crazy to get to open for people like Rascal Flatts, Lady A, Billy Curri...
KELSEA BALLERINI And people say it all the time: 'You're a celebrity.' No, I'm an actor. I'm a pr...
DREW BARRYMORE I'm not a minister, I'm not a philosopher, I'm not a politician, I'm in another cate...
SUN RA So the butler is safe?
DANNY SULLIVAN When art calls, you have to follow it. It doesn’t happen often, so take the opportunity when it st...
A.M. WILLARD The 'Billy On The Street' persona is truly inspired by who I was as a child - obviously not ...
BILLY EICHNER I'm a human being, I'm a friend, I'm a mom, I'm a writer, and I'm an artist. I d...
PATTI SMITH I'm not a foodie - I'm an eater: I'm hungry.
KATE CHRISTENSEN I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, ...
MARGARET MITCHELL It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.
EOIN COLFER Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS I was born William. My father was William. I came from a big family, I hated being called Billy. Wil...
WILLEM DAFOE I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I'm not a saint. I'm not an angel. I'm a human being.
ANNIE LENNOX I'm not a journalist; I'm probably a horrible interviewer. The one small thing I have is I...
DOUG AITKEN If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I'm a fighter. I'm a lover.
DAVID BOREANAZ Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste...
JON SECADA Billy has done a great job.
GEORGE STEINBRENNER I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a mult...
MICHAEL MOORE I am a guy who is first of all a businessman. I'm not a stunt man. I'm not a daredevil. I...
EVEL KNIEVEL If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' ...
BEN SHAPIRO A storm in a cream bowl.
- James Butler, first Duke of Ormonde,
JAMES BUTLER, FIRST DUKE OF ORMONDE A great epiphany: I found out that I'm totally confused and I'm good with that. I'm cons...
RONNIE DUNN I definitely enjoy my barbecue.
BILLY BUTLER When you pinch-hit, you know you're getting their best guys, and usually it's a reliever and...
BILLY BUTLER You get a new year, you get a new start, you get a new opportunity.
BILLY BUTLER I want to be a guy the Royals build their team around.
BILLY BUTLER I'll always be forever tied to the Royals organization and the community there.
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BILLY BUTLER When you pinch-hit, you know you're getting their best guys, and usually it's a reliever and...
BILLY BUTLER You get a new year, you get a new start, you get a new opportunity.
BILLY BUTLER I want to be a guy the Royals build their team around.
BILLY BUTLER I'll always be forever tied to the Royals organization and the community there.
BILLY BUTLER I offer a proven track record in the big leagues that can hit left-handers or right-handers.
BILLY BUTLER That - 2012 - was definitely my best year, and sometimes it's hard to replicate that.
BILLY BUTLER You always expect to hit for more power.
BILLY BUTLER I've always been happy playing in Kansas City.
BILLY BUTLER You're only as good as what you've been. You can't rely on the past.
BILLY BUTLER The key to hitting a lot of home runs as a player at Kauffman Stadium is that you'd better run i...
BILLY BUTLER I expect to always do well. It's the kind of competitiveness in me. I'm not here to try to j...
BILLY BUTLER I have been an everyday player my whole career.
BILLY BUTLER Winning is definitely contagious.
BILLY BUTLER Once you have come-from-behind wins, you have confidence as a team that you're going to do it.
BILLY BUTLER There's always times when, the organization, we're losing 90 games at a time, and it always ...
BILLY BUTLER It's just my job to prove I belong in there. I've been in the league a long time.
BILLY BUTLER When I turned 12 or 13 years old, even as a dad, you can't make a kid play anymore, but up until...
BILLY BUTLER If he wasn't so vital in my younger days, I would have never kept up with baseball. At some poin...
BILLY BUTLER We were driving by the local athletic association in Orange Park, Florida, and there was this sign f...
BILLY BUTLER K.C. and the Bay Area are opposites.
BILLY BUTLER I've always had a bigger body, even when I was 18.
BILLY BUTLER The questions don't happen when you hit 30 homers, right? If you hit 30 home runs, you hit 40 do...
BILLY BUTLER I wasn't going to be drafted to steal bases at 18.
BILLY BUTLER You can't really explain why things happen.
BILLY BUTLER When the game starts, you don't really look at uniforms.
BILLY BUTLER My nickname is 100 percent fan-based. It's not like one day I said, 'Hey, I want to be named...
BILLY BUTLER I'm just trying to go out there and play the game the right way and lead by example.
BILLY BUTLER Even the smallest gesture can make a huge difference.
BILLY BUTLER When I'm 80 and sagging all over, I can tell my grandkids, 'Look, when I was a lad, 'Peo...
GERARD BUTLER Honestly, what can really be said about 'the Jewish people' as a whole? Is it not a lamentab...
JUDITH BUTLER I never worked less than 16-hour days on South Beach.
YANCY BUTLER I think seeing some of the past can be helpful, especially if you're into crime solving.
YANCY BUTLER I'll try anything once.
YANCY BUTLER I'm open to sci-fi, but I was never a diehard fan. I have no idea why it keeps following me. I...
YANCY BUTLER I'm the oldest 26-year-old I know. A lot of experience has been crammed into a short amount of t...
YANCY BUTLER I've spent a lot of time and money trying to keep my anger in control.
YANCY BUTLER My grandfather was a cop in Long Island. I often try to draw on things that I've heard about him...
YANCY BUTLER My mother's side of the family was in the production side of theatre. My grandfather, Jose Vega,...
YANCY BUTLER Once you get into a part, and someone sees you, you get asked to do it again.
YANCY BUTLER To say I'm the easiest person to live with would be a lie.
YANCY BUTLER People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio b...
SAMUEL BUTLER Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
SAMUEL BUTLER To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
SAMUEL BUTLER If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
SAMUEL BUTLER The only living works are those which have drained much of the author's own life into them.
SAMUEL BUTLER Self-preservation is the first law of nature.
SAMUEL BUTLER A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
SAMUEL BUTLER Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
SAMUEL BUTLER Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
SAMUEL BUTLER The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.
SAMUEL BUTLER Whether it goes to series or stands by itself, I'm proud of what we did with it, not only from t...
YANCY BUTLER A comic can be aesthetically beautiful. I think they captured it beautifully and accurately.
YANCY BUTLER Don't we all just really try to fake it well?
YANCY BUTLER I love old movies. The '40s theatre pace is fantastic.
YANCY BUTLER I'm just an actress. They try to give me as little information as possible.
YANCY BUTLER I've always played strong women who are doing their own thing.
YANCY BUTLER Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure.
YANCY BUTLER I grew up in Greenwich Village. Dad was friends with John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
YANCY BUTLER My junior high was dreadful. I see a lot of my fellow alumni on America's Most Wanted.
YANCY BUTLER Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
YANCY BUTLER People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
YANCY BUTLER Imagine if it happened to you: All of a sudden you find this thing on your wrist and people are tell...
YANCY BUTLER My taste in music and entertainment is quite eclectic.
YANCY BUTLER I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure.
YANCY BUTLER I think sometimes women who are supposed to be strong are also written as mean and vindictive.
YANCY BUTLER I think we won't be able to understand the operations of trans-phobia, homophobia, if we don'...
JUDITH BUTLER We act as if that being of a man or that being of a woman is actually an internal reality or somethi...
JUDITH BUTLER You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good st...
OCTAVIA BUTLER When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to di...
SAMUEL BUTLER A man who reads effeminate may well be consistently heterosexual, and another one might be gay. We c...
JUDITH BUTLER Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions.
FRANK BUTLER I've had broken bones and cuts and dashes and tears from movies, but when I was five, my mom put...
GERARD BUTLER No one was going to stop me from writing and no one had to really guide me towards science fiction. ...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Science fiction let me do both. It let me look into science and stick my nose in everywhere.
OCTAVIA BUTLER And by the way, I wanted to point out that Kindred is not science fiction. You'll note there'...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Fantasy is totally wide open; all you really have to do is follow the rules you've set. But if y...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Writing is one of the few professions in which you can psychoanalyse yourself, get rid of hostilitie...
OCTAVIA BUTLER And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - eve...
OCTAVIA BUTLER People have the right to call themselves whatever they like. That doesn't bother me. It's ot...
OCTAVIA BUTLER No, I think the future of humanity will be like the past, we'll do what we've always done an...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your ow...
OCTAVIA BUTLER I just knew there were stories I wanted to tell.
OCTAVIA BUTLER While Fledging is a different type of book, The Parable series serve as cautionary tales. I wrote th...
OCTAVIA BUTLER A workshop is a way of renting an audience, and making sure you're communicating what you think ...
OCTAVIA BUTLER What I'm working on now - I'm back to fantasy, although considering that it's me, I'...
OCTAVIA BUTLER I have a huge and savage conscience that won't let me get away with things.
OCTAVIA BUTLER Religion kept some of my relatives alive, because it was all they had. If they hadn't had some h...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Most of us don't have to worry about being shot if we poke our noses outside. So we are comforta...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Well, writing was what I wanted to do, it was always what I wanted to do. I had novels to write so I...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Third, for people who aren't doing it already, take classes - they're worthwhile. Workshops ...
OCTAVIA BUTLER Black Sabbath was written on bass: I just walked into the studio and went, bah, bah, bah, and everyb...
GEEZER BUTLER I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912. I brou...
SMEDLEY BUTLER Only if we accept the proposition that the state of Israel is the exclusive and legitimate represent...
JUDITH BUTLER I love my iPhone; it's great to have a camera around all the time.
WIN BUTLER The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anyth...
SAMUEL BUTLER Cameras help to minimize collateral damage, and very often, without a camera a missile cannot fire. ...
JUDITH BUTLER I'm not big on the closet.
DAN BUTLER I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.
DAN BUTLER There are so many different camps about what being gay means. The danger comes when each one is so r...
DAN BUTLER Our responsibility as artists is to challenge ourselves.
DAN BUTLER I'm an actor.
DAN BUTLER Every retailer, when they price their goods, looks at their total cost overall. When they have costs...
DAN BUTLER I think there are a lot of honest people doing honest business on online auctions. But the control o...
DAN BUTLER Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them ...
SAMUEL BUTLER Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
SAMUEL BUTLER The advantage of doing one's praising to oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in t...
SAMUEL BUTLER I went to the Bach Choir concert and heard Mozart's Requiem. I did not rise warmly to it. Then I hea...
SAMUEL BUTLER It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of r...
SAMUEL BUTLER The money men make lives after them.
SAMUEL BUTLER The want of money is the root of all evil.
SAMUEL BUTLER All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
SAMUEL BUTLER For most men, and most circumstances, pleasure --tangible material prosperity in this world --is the...
SAMUEL BUTLER A lawyers dream of heaven; every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to r...
SAMUEL BUTLER In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
SAMUEL BUTLER People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.
SAMUEL BUTLER Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survive...
PHILIP BUTLER Life is one long process of getting tired.
SAMUEL BUTLER Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.
SAMUEL BUTLER Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
SAMUEL BUTLER A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalid...
SAMUEL BUTLER A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does...
SAMUEL BUTLER When the righteous man truth away from his righteousness that he hath committed and doeth that which...
SAMUEL BUTLER It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
SAMUEL BUTLER Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
SAMUEL BUTLER The only living works are those which have drained much of the author's own life into them.
SAMUEL BUTLER Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him.
SAMUEL BUTLER We are not won by arguments that we can analyze, but by tone and temper; by the manner, which is the...
SAMUEL BUTLER Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
SAMUEL BUTLER Because they did not see merit where they should have seen it, people, to express their regret, will...
SAMUEL BUTLER There is but one step from the Academy to the Fad.
SAMUEL BUTLER The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
SAMUEL BUTLER I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
SAMUEL BUTLER Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging h...
SAMUEL BUTLER Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
SAMUEL BUTLER To die is but to leave off dying and do the thing once for all.
SAMUEL BUTLER The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the...
SAMUEL BUTLER There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
SAMUEL BUTLER What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer l...
SAMUEL BUTLER You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
SAMUEL BUTLER Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be b...
SAMUEL BUTLER Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
SAMUEL BUTLER If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wa...
SAMUEL BUTLER We all like to forgive, and love best not those who offend us least, nor who have done most for us, ...
SAMUEL BUTLER There are more fools than knaves in the world, else the knaves would not have enough to live upon.
SAMUEL BUTLER Eating is touch carried to the bitter end.
SAMUEL BUTLER The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
SAMUEL BUTLER Justice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.
SAMUEL BUTLER Youth is like spring, an over-praised season more remarkable for biting winds than genial breezes. A...
SAMUEL BUTLER There are two great rules of life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every...
SAMUEL BUTLER I believe that he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more s...
SAMUEL BUTLER Life, they urge, would be intolerable if men were to be guided in all they did by reason and reason ...
SAMUEL BUTLER If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.
SAMUEL BUTLER The public do not know enough to be experts, but know enough to decide between them.
SAMUEL BUTLER In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
SAMUEL BUTLER It is tact that is golden, not silence.
SAMUEL BUTLER Silence is not always tact, but it is tact that is golden, not silence.
SAMUEL BUTLER All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
SAMUEL BUTLER From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
SAMUEL BUTLER Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
SAMUEL BUTLER When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through eithe...
SAMUEL BUTLER Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderated...
SAMUEL BUTLER The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
SAMUEL BUTLER The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religi...
SAMUEL BUTLER A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind ...
SAMUEL BUTLER Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism.
SAMUEL BUTLER The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to ap...
SAMUEL BUTLER Loyalty is still the same, whether it win or lose the game; true as a dial to the sun, although it b...
SAMUEL BUTLER One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fightin...
SAMUEL BUTLER Logic is like the sword
SAMUEL BUTLER All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond it...
SAMUEL BUTLER Everyone should keep a mental wastepaper basket, and the older he grows, the more things will he pro...
SAMUEL BUTLER The clergyman is expected to be a kind of human Sunday.
SAMUEL BUTLER He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any m...
SAMUEL BUTLER A hen is only a egg's way of making another egg.
SAMUEL BUTLER To himself everyone is an immortal. He may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that ...
SAMUEL BUTLER I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obl...
SAMUEL BUTLER The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is ...
SAMUEL BUTLER Opinions have vested interests just as men have.
SAMUEL BUTLER The world will only, in the end, follow those who have despised as well as served it.
SAMUEL BUTLER Compound for sins they are inclined to by damning those they have no mind to.
SAMUEL BUTLER The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he no...
SAMUEL BUTLER A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
SAMUEL BUTLER Neither have they hearts to stay, nor wit enough to run away.
SAMUEL BUTLER Every one is a genius, more or less. No one is so physically sound that no part of him will be even ...
SAMUEL BUTLER A genius can never expect to have a good time anywhere, if he is a genuine article, but America is a...
SAMUEL BUTLER God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
SAMUEL BUTLER Heaven is the work of the best and kindest men and women. Hell is the work of prigs, pedants and pro...
SAMUEL BUTLER Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as h...
SAMUEL BUTLER Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men t...
SAMUEL BUTLER For every why he had a wherefore.
SAMUEL BUTLER Then spare the rod and spoil the child.
SAMUEL BUTLER People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it ...
SAMUEL BUTLER If there is any moral in Christianity, if there is anything to be learned from it, if the whole stor...
SAMUEL BUTLER Such as take lodgings in a head that's to be let unfurnished.
SAMUEL BUTLER An idea must not be condemned for being a little shy and incoherent; all new ideas are shy when intr...
SAMUEL BUTLER Men are seldom more commonplace than on supreme occasions.
SAMUEL BUTLER The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
SAMUEL BUTLER English literature is a kind of training in social ethics. English trains you to handle a body of in...
MARILYN BUTLER Birth and death are so closely related that one could not destroy either without destroying the othe...
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