I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.