I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing.

This may shockan amasia but I'm gonna beat Joe Frazier.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.