Andy Milonakis
Related SHEL SILVERSTEIN To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN ARTHUR MILLER NEIL GAIMAN STEPHEN KING PAULO COELHO ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH DEYTH BANGER You were many wonderful things to many people before you met him--don't let this one event define wh... MARY ESSELMAN JOHN GREEN LAILAH GIFTYAKITA CHRISTINA ENGELA It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i... ANON QUOTER ERIN HUNTER CRAIG GROESCHEL Bound by custom or unique by choice. MARGARET MCHEYZER RALPH WALDO EMERSON ROGER SCRUTON ENZO FERRARI If you have a question, ask. How do you ask? Say it or write it SOTONYE ANGA Do. Then talk. In that order. SOTERO M LOPEZ II TOBA BETA CAITLYN SIEHL SARA SHEPARD RALPH WALDO EMERSON The same ocean of love became the ocean of sorrow in which I drowned...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN I love my destruction.
Cause I still love the cause of my destruction
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN She broke her own heart by holding him into it....
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN She craved for the moon, not knowing there were other stars in the sky too...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN You know your value,
Only when someone else crumbles it...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN To be street smart it takes respect of a persons ability to control their emotional state and to kno... GARY F EVANS... Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an... CAMILLE SWEENEY His name was engraved deep in the core of her heart..
- Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN I will lock my feelings up and throw the key in the ocean till someone comes, ready to hunt the dept... ANSHIKA JAIN It's funny.. I still love the person who made me lose my ability to love...
-Anshika. ANSHIKA JAIN Its like I'm a broken mirror.. Don't try to pick my shattered pieces or you will hurt yourself ....
... ANSHIKA JAIN The story was so broken that no one could ever find the missing pieces....
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN Their story was just a chapter to him...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN DONALD RAY POLLOCK Fortunately, my care factor was now dangerously close to fuck-it levels. KYLIE SCOTT Take a chance of your life, you're risking nothing in this planet. NAZIM AMBALATH ANTHONY T. HINCKS TED ALLEN If a company is distributing images and video then obviously they need bandwidth solutions. But if t... JACK LONDON (IT SPECIALIST) If you plan of helping you don't need of saying it, act on it. ANN MARIE AGUILAR DEYTH BANGER NED VIZZINI It is the giving wolf, who is also the killing wolf.... MASTER CHIEF 117 DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES SARAH DESSEN VIEW FROM A HILLJOHN TOTTENHAM TOBA BETA DEYTH BANGER It's such a weird self-confidence that an artist has - to conceive of this thing that serves no ... DAN COLEN ANTHONY T. HINCKS You own the first day of your life. You own the last. And you own everything in between. KEVIN ABDULRAHMAN JAMIE MCGUIRE Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be... SANDRA K. COOK I just have work to do; I just do it. IAN MACKAYE The reason people will attack you never really has anything to do with you. It stems from their OWN ... SANDRA M. MICHELLE JOHN BURROUGHS God walked with humanity in the cool of the day and gave them the most difficult and hottest parts o... JOEY TALLADINO MOTHER TERESA OLLY MURS Don't dream it, be it. TIM CURRY When we cut down an destroy rain forests we are not only killing living things that have been on thi... GARY F EVANS... I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
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Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! ANDY MILONAKIS When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco? ANDY MILONAKIS I'll write it in - in marker. ANDY MILONAKIS I got these pants. ANDY MILONAKIS I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want, ANDY MILONAKIS [Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his o... ANDY MILONAKIS Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees. ANDY MILONAKIS You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You g... ANDY MILONAKIS I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're in... ANDY MILONAKIS It's ridiculous, ... Like, 'Why would he beat his shelf? Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis?' And then I say... ANDY MILONAKIS There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious a... ANDY MILONAKIS I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watc... ANDY MILONAKIS I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice. ANDY MILONAKIS I wrote the lyrics, ... It was cool because it was the first movie I got, and I was just sitting at ... ANDY MILONAKIS I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna... ANDY MILONAKIS I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an ... ANDY MILONAKIS There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk. ANDY MILONAKIS ANDY KINDLER We truly believe with hard work, dedication and perseverance, we can become the best at what we do. ... ANDY BIERSACK ANDY STANLEY I had no blood relatives till I made some. ANDY DICK I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac. ANDY HERTZFELD My eating habits are the only behaviour of mine that are still manic. I can't walk by a restaura... ANDY BEHRMAN Like most guys, I've always liked watches. I can always check the time on my phone, but having a... ANDY MURRAY Even in winter an isolated patch of snow has a special quality. ANDY GOLDSWORTHY A stone is ingrained with geological and historical memories. ANDY GOLDSWORTHY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY WARHOL Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you&#... ANDY DICK ANDY COHEN ANDY SERKIS I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Sc... ANDY PARTRIDGE ANDY COHEN Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler. ANDY LAU ANDY WARHOL ANDY COHEN ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL Our greatest prejudice is against death. It spans age, gender and race. We spend immeasurable amount... ANDY WEBSTER ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY GARCIA ANDY ROONEY Some of the snowballs have a kind of animal energy. Not just because of the materials inside them, b... ANDY GOLDSWORTHY ANDY COHEN Help for first time buyers and other housing market measures will be welcome. ANDY SAWFORD ANDY WARHOL I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of gol... ANDY RODDICK You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with lo... ANDY LAU ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL I was homeless for almost a year and a half, just living in my car or bouncing around peoples' h... ANDY BIERSACK ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above. ANDY WEIR ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY ROONEY ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY ROONEY ANDY WARHOL If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! ANDY MCINTYRE ANDY ROONEY So ... ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY ROONEY Maturity knows no age. It is a concept that can only become a reality when one completely reliquish... ANDY MASTAY ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY GARCIA ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY ROONEY ANDY GROVE ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute.… I’m looking at m... ANDY WEIR I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the best botanist on the planet. ANDY WEIR The screen went black before I was out of the airlock. Turns out the “L” in “LCD” stands for... ANDY WEIR Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10... ANDY WEIR To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday. ANDY WEIR I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience". ANDY WEIR ANDY WARHOL Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sand... ANDY RODDICK ANDY TAYLOR ANDY COHEN ANDY SERKIS My favorite sounds are the high, spacey ones that are very ambient. ANDY SUMMERS I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcemen... ANDY HERTZFELD ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY ROONEY There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anyt... ANDY DICK ANDY COHEN ANDY WARHOL ANDY RICHTER ANDY GROVE ANDY ROONEY ANDY GROVE ANDY KINDLER ANDY WARHOL The government is also looking at further benefits including enhanced capital allowances; the use of... ANDY SAWFORD ANDY STANLEY ANDY STANLEY ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY STANLEY ANDY ROONEY I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I... ANDY DICK ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY ROONEY ANDY COHEN ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY I think Heaven and afterlife is for the living; it's for the people that continue on and remembe... ANDY BIERSACK ANDY WARHOL Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood. ANDY GOLDSWORTHY ANDY WILLIAMS ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY KINDLER If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode... ANDY SAMBERG Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof. ANDY SAMBERG Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being g... ANDY SAMBERG Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class. ANDY SAMBERG No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn&#... ANDY SAMBERG It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business t... ANDY SAMBERG I'm a big Letterman fan. ANDY SAMBERG I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. ... ANDY SAMBERG I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Sa... ANDY SAMBERG A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it... ANDY SAMBERG If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have abou... ANDY SAMBERG I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be bo... ANDY SAMBERG That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people. ANDY SAMBERG You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life.... ANDY SAMBERG ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL Great creativity is astonishingly, absurdly, rationally, irrationally powerful. ANDY HOBSBAWM When I started playing the bass, I became kind of fascinated by it and started investigating various... ANDY ROURKE
Although I cannot see your face
It is a lie. 
It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... 
Instinct's the iron skeleton under all our ideas of free will. 
You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you a... 
There are so many things we do in life that define the real meaning of our lives. There are so many ... 
You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson... 
You should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thi... 
Risks can lead to great victories or defeats. Even if you are defeated, the lesson will be valuable ... 
For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... 
He never seemed to get tired. Always first up and ready to move on. Never afraid of what lay ahead. 
You release the pain of the past and press on. It's a new day, and God is doing a new thing. He want... 
In the East, fames are won.
The consolation of an imaginary thing is still a real consolation. 
If you can dream it, you can do it. 
If you want a revenge, don't hold it. It poisons you.
It ends or it doesn't.
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it 
Do the thing and you will have the power. 
You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it. 
If you don't think it.
It's a 12-hour cooking class for me on the set of 'Chopped.' You'd think I'd get... 
If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep. 
you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can... 
She bought seeds and raided nurseries and mulched and composted and spent full days with her hands f... 
Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it. 
She told me to find a girl worth fighting for. The one that doesn’t come easy. 
If you think you can do it, you can. 
When you look at the inner workings of electrical things, you see wires. Until the current passes th... 
It's such a hard thing to write a song for your fans without sounding naff and thanking them for... 
You could start at a path leading nowhere more fantastic than from your own front steps to the sidew... 
Life's not perfect. Some loose ends may never get trimmed up and tidied. 
Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything... 
You are unbelievably sexy. 
Awareness makes us emotionally brilliant!
Your desire to succeed must overpower your fear of failure! 
I think what was here before is still here... the thing that has shown up every twenty-seven years o... 
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice. 
I was so over crying. 
I don't think you ever stop giving. I really don't. I think it's an on-going process. An... 
I have a website because it's an interesting tool, very - and quite unexpectedly - useful for my... 
I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own bir... 
What people pray for will tell you more than anything else whether they are locked into the vision a... 
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. 
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. 
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. 
Sociological critics are waste makers. 
I've really hung in there with my BlackBerry. The main reason I like it better than an iPhone is... 
I had a body wax. It's the most painful thing I have ever done in my life. I had every single ha... 
I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney. 
Everyone needs a fantasy. 
We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer tr... 
I love to cook, and my wife loves to cook. Sometimes it's the appeal of the simplest of dishes -... 
Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter f... 
There is at least one point in the history of any company when you have to change dramatically to ri... 
When you are younger, you are running on that pure naive adrenalin, you don't have any real resp... 
Gollum was so interesting to me because he's morally ambivalent, and I love the notion of a ques... 
My livelihood depends on the art of animators. 
Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court... 
Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a ... 
Guys that preach verse-by-verse through books of the Bible - that is just cheating. It's cheatin... 
Greed is not a financial issue. It's a heart issue. 
We teach about how to drive in school, but not how to manage finances. 
You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza. 