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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. ...
ADAM CAROLLA

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLA

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a de...
ADAM CAROLLA

I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLA

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLA

There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLA

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been a...
ADAM CAROLLA

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
ADAM CAROLLA

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an e...
ADAM CAROLLA

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLA

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLA

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If...
ADAM CAROLLA

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you ...
ADAM CAROLLA

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real est...
ADAM CAROLLA

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off...
ADAM CAROLLA

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. ...
ADAM CAROLLA

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' ...
ADAM CAROLLA

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The...
ADAM CAROLLA

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
ADAM CAROLLA

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people...
ADAM CAROLLA

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern ...
ADAM CAROLLA

Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.' It's like saying, 'How could you da...
ADAM CAROLLA

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, ... I love the interior and the style of th...
ADAM CAROLLA

right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner.
ADAM CAROLLA

What happens is [censors] say you can do the joke, but what they're going to do is take your beautif...
ADAM CAROLLA

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that...
ADAM CAROLLA

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with...
ADAM CAROLLA

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting a...
ADAM CAROLLA

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patrio...
ADAM CAROLLA

My first car was a motorcycle.
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They adv...
ADAM CAROLLA

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on ...
ADAM CAROLLA

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked n...
ADAM CAROLLA

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulk...
ADAM CAROLLA

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batti...
ADAM CAROLLA

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YM...
ADAM CAROLLA

It's hard to say when it will start, ... I'm not being evasive; I really have no idea. Right now, I ...
ADAM CAROLLA

It's like a radio show,
ADAM CAROLLA

The Jews are leaving the settlement in the Gaza Strip,
ADAM CAROLLA

As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners a...
ADAM CAROLLA

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely -- stir crazy -- and talk ...
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrench...
ADAM CAROLLA

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at ...
ADAM CAROLLA

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
ADAM CAROLLA

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans...
ADAM CAROLLA

My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and ...
ADAM CAROLLA

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they ...
ADAM CAROLLA

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those g...
ADAM CAROLLA

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their ...
ADAM CAROLLA

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal f...
ADAM CAROLLA

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
ADAM CAROLLA

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling h...
ADAM CAROLLA

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love du...
ADAM CAROLLA

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really...
ADAM CAROLLA

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
ADAM CAROLLA

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
ADAM CAROLLA

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and tell...
ADAM CAROLLA

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLA

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLA

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they ju...
ADAM CAROLLA

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLA

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not inter...
ADAM CAROLLA

I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLA

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
ADAM CAROLLA

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
ADAM CAROLLA

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm not a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLA

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should al...
ADAM CAROLLA

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'...
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. ...
ADAM CAROLLA

I was a horrible student.
ADAM CAROLLA

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to colle...
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'
ADAM CAROLLA

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLA

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for d...
ADAM CAROLLA

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic wit...
ADAM CAROLLA

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had...
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
ADAM CAROLLA

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to ...
ADAM CAROLLA

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
ADAM CAROLLA

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious ab...
ADAM CAROLLA

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I nev...
ADAM CAROLLA

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the f...
ADAM CAROLLA

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
ADAM CAROLLA

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for eve...
ADAM CAROLLA

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLA Love is somthing that can not be explained - the force that drives us to protect the ones we care ...
ADAM Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, ...
ADAM

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear...
ADAM DURITZ Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores have been associating tur...
ADAM DAVIDSON

I auditioned in Chicago for Juilliard and didn't get in. I was basically living in a back room o...
ADAM DRIVER

When I was getting started, I was so busy just fighting my way through, and I was under contract at ...
ADAM WEST There is a very thin line between confidence and arrogance.
ADAM PEATY

When you wear a mask and create a character, nothing will pigeonhole you faster.
ADAM WEST You may love football, but that doesn't mean you have any business trying to play the sport. It&...
ADAM GREEN I can't be a hypocrite as a coach because as a player that's what I wanted. I wanted feedbac...
ADAM OATES

Once people take ownership over the decision to receive feedback, they're less defensive about i...
ADAM GRANT So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't...
ADAM LEVINE Stevie Wonder is just one of those guys that completely delivers everything that you want to be true...
ADAM LEVINE

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.
ADAM MCKAY I don't want to be an actor, but why not take these opportunities when they come to you? I'm...
ADAM LEVINE The main difference between the Prague Spring and the Velvet Revolution was that the former was most...
ADAM MICHNIK I've been kind of toying around with the bi thing in my head. I wouldn't ever give myself th...
ADAM LAMBERT I was kind of the black sheep with the Disney kids. I was uninterested in making friends with most o...
ADAM LAMBERG

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.
ADAM SANDLER

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is g...
ADAM SANDLER

How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture? It's...
ADAM WEST

I consider The O.C. as my college. It was four years and I made friends who I'll have forever.
ADAM BRODY

Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it's fun and I've been loo...
ADAM BRODY

I always enjoyed movies and in hindsight I realise how captivating they were to me.
ADAM BRODY

I have been in teen shows for years, so doing that stuff - kissing - is kind of commonplace and not ...
ADAM BRODY

I have a pretty lousy voice.
ADAM BRODY

It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?
ADAM BRODY

I've had to fight for roles and I've lost a hundred roles, but 'Smoking' and 'Sm...
ADAM BRODY

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my...
ADAM BRODY

If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally.
ADAM BRODY

I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste.
ADAM BRODY

There's no conversation more boring than talking about what it's really like to live in Newp...
ADAM BRODY

Well, I guess most people would only know me from The O.C. I did a few episodes of Gilmore Girls bef...
ADAM BRODY

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
ADAM BRODY

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.
ADAM BRODY

I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are...
ADAM BRODY

I am super-proud to have a sort of famous character in my background that if you're a certain ag...
ADAM BRODY

It's very important to me to love what I do. It was important to me to find a career that I trul...
ADAM BRODY

It's bad writing, however naturalistic it's written, that's where you have to do your be...
ADAM BRODY

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
ADAM BRODY

I'm a fake intellectual.
ADAM BRODY

I want to work with intelligent people and look for scripts that I think are intelligent and surpris...
ADAM BRODY

I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. ...
ADAM BRODY

Any time you end a relationship, and everyone has ended plenty in their life, it's always a toug...
ADAM BRODY

Really, as long as I am working and have diversity, I am happy.
ADAM BRODY

I always believed in if you give your best, people will see it, and it moves to the next level. I go...
ADAM BEACH

When I initially started acting, all I wanted to do was to be in one movie. That's it. That was ...
ADAM BEACH

When I was growing up, my white friends would call me: 'Hey, Chief!' Even when I go to work ...
ADAM BEACH

I go to South Dakota for ceremonies when I have the time. And when you learn what the Indian peoples...
ADAM BEACH

I learned the mechanics of how to fly a plane, but I never lifted a plane off the ground.
ADAM BEACH

What's nice about 'Skinwalkers' is it's allowing an audience to see a different Indi...
ADAM BEACH

I never understood the realism of an imaginary circumstance. While I was doing 'Smoke Signals,&#...
ADAM BEACH

I feel I will always have that spirit bear with me, so I will always feel protected.
ADAM BEACH

As a kid, I was just led out in the morning to go spend my day with my friends and just run in the w...
ADAM BEACH

It's much easier to come back as a recurring character. Because you already know his traits and ...
ADAM BEACH

I think with 'Skinwalkers,' the success of it spoke for itself. Meaning a lot of people want...
ADAM BEACH

Once you lose your parents, you get this numbness, this feeling of having to really be able to conne...
ADAM BEACH

I was in high school. A couple of my friends and I decided we had to be in a class together where we...
ADAM BEACH

Movies have been my way to get out of my backyard. I'm trying to let people know that movies cha...
ADAM BEACH

Acting has made me embrace my childhood. It's become some weird form of therapy. It's like I...
ADAM BEACH

I've learned that for Indian people, the opportunity for us to succeed is very slim. So acting w...
ADAM BEACH

When I was sixteen I started acting, and I also started to embrace my tradition and culture. I had a...
ADAM BEACH

Some people look for a certain structure in their lives that they're comfortable with. People wh...
ADAM BEACH

With 'Smoke Signals,' the character was so much like me growing up. I lost my parents, and I...
ADAM BEACH

You can't propel a nation to move forward if all you are doing is taking something from them.
ADAM BEACH

I do a lot of inspirational talks for kids, to motivate them to change their lives and give them hop...
ADAM BEACH

I remember, as a kid, I'd follow the rooster and the chickens and watch what type of grass they&...
ADAM BEACH I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.
ADAM BALDWIN I'm no Leonardo DiCaprio.
ADAM BALDWIN The guys I grew up with, my cinematic heroes, have always been men of few words, but of action. Clin...
ADAM BALDWIN I'm not much of a jokester.
ADAM BALDWIN You get a sense of how the show works and then let your personality take over.
ADAM BALDWIN My heroes are the camera crew and the electricians. They work such long hours.
ADAM BALDWIN I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
ADAM BALDWIN I think work begets work.
ADAM BALDWIN What I try to do is to appreciate every job I have while I'm working on it.
ADAM BALDWIN The only people who have control over their careers are the ones you see on the covers of magazines....
ADAM BALDWIN I was involved with drama departments since the 5th grade. I played at it. It was an escape.
ADAM BALDWIN A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are e...
ADAM BALDWIN I'm always looking, as an actor, for activities. I think it's far more interesting to watch ...
ADAM BALDWIN I'm like a fungus; you can't get rid of me.
ADAM BALDWIN It was never the fame or fortune that drove me to act. It was something I love and enjoy doing it. A...
ADAM BALDWIN I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the ...
ADAM BALDWIN Stillness as a technique is still really captivating to me.
ADAM BALDWIN

Bad things happen sometimes.
ADAM ANT

I feel very grateful to be alive and well enough to make music.
ADAM ANT

Creative people are more prone to depression.
ADAM ANT

Antidepressants are very good, but it's a clinical cosh, really. Sometimes you have to be knocke...
ADAM ANT

I have suffered from depression for most of my life. It is an illness.
ADAM ANT

My daughter, Lily Caitlin, means the most to me in the world.
ADAM ANT

I'm a punk rocker. I don't do Christian.
ADAM ANT

I like being infamous. I think it is safe being a cult.
ADAM ANT

I'd never hurt another person.

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