I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

I've never shied away from a good fart joke,

I never work just to work. It's some combination of laziness and self-respect.

I never read Playboy before I started working there and stopped reading it the day I quit.

I've been directing for 25 years almost, and I've only directed nine films in that time because I like to be careful.

The movie 'Vacation' had a whole different ending. They never even got to the amusement park, Wallyworld, at the end of 'Vacation.' The last 20 minutes of the film was entirely different - and bombed so badly that the audience just stopped cold.