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I'd better be on the road, or I'll be going nuts. I'm not the kind of guy who sits around with a pipe and slippers watching soap operas.


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TOMMY BLEEKER I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn&#...
TOMMY CHONG I, for one, begin with intent. There is no question that, Saddam Hussein had intent to do harm to th...
TOMMY FRANKS It's a very sad day for people like myself who loved him to bits. The only thing was he should have ...
TOMMY DOCHERTY Personally, I am very, very sorry we have come to this. I suppose it is another sign of the times.
TOMMY DOCHERTY Football wasn't meant to be run by linesmen and air traffic control.
TOMMY DOCHERTY I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet.
TOMMY DOCHERTY I said to myself, where are we living? In the United States of America where you're innocent unt...
TOMMY BOND I tend to pick objectives that I feel are safe because I know that, in the moment, I always go for i...
TOMMY CALDWELL Liz did a great job pitching and she didn't give up a lot of hits. (The Hawks) just put back-to-back...
TOMMY RAMOS The first record was basically a quick, fast record. The second record, we were going for more of a ...
TOMMY RAMONE The Western world, the free world, loses what it cherishes most, and that is freedom and liberty we&...
TOMMY FRANKS [For his part, retired Gen. Tommy Franks, who has been speaking out as a Bush surrogate, has an op-e...
TOMMY FRANKS I don't know how many touchdown passes (Whitehurst) threw last year, ... But I bet you by the end of...
TOMMY BOWDEN We have access to 1.2 million doses of vaccine,
TOMMY THOMPSON He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I tho...
TOMMY COOPER You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see ...
TOMMY LASORDA We got the game plan in. All we are doing is polishing it and working on special teams. We had a lit...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE If I'm a voter, I throw a bumper sticker in the trash. That car, I'm doing to put on my desk.
TOMMY WEST Ben was a little different. Sometimes you wonder about homesickness, but he's really handled it well...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE [Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville, whose team finished No. 2 in the final polls last season, says he co...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE We'll play when we get there, I guess. It's not our fault that we can't get down there. You'd love i...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE It really doesn't make any difference,
TOMMY TUBERVILLE The more games you play, the more chance you have of playing a bad game on offense. Your defense can...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE That is football. You have got to execute and tonight the kicking game wasn't there for us. They ran...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE … We had 10 penalties two weeks ago. When you do that and drop the ball several times, you're not ...
TOMMY JOHNSON I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
TOMMY COOPER Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS Elton John decided he wanted to rename Watford and call it Queen of the South.
TOMMY DOCHERTY The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a person's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and he's very cool and he&...
TOMMY BOND My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at ...
TOMMY DOUGLAS One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick ...
TOMMY CHONG I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.
TOMMY CHONG The types of climbing that I choose to do I'm good at justifying. I do really try and pick thing...
TOMMY CALDWELL