I'd be interested to read Gull's paper on it, and I wish Alan would put it in somewhere. It gives him a relevance to our times, which he doesn't otherwise have. Gull, I mean, not Alan.

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

I wish someone would redo 'Dune.'

I can't say it's not painful being estranged from most of my family. I wish it could be otherwise.

I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up and send him out to do it. And Alan says, well, how would a monarch give orders to her assassin.

I wish I was a teenager in the 1970s.