I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.