I wouldn’t know what to do with daughters,' he says. 'Exchange them for sons?'<br /><br />'But then I could wind up with something like you.'<br /><br />'I’m not so bad,' he says. 'I’m smart.'<br /><br />'You’re about a hundred miles away from the town of Smart, my friend.'<br /><br />'You’re mistaken, counselor,' he says. 'I’m smart, I can take care of myself. I’m an awesome tennis player, a keen observer of life around me. I’m a good cook. I always have weed.'<br /><br />'I’m sure your parents are proud.'<br /><br />'It’s possible.' He looks at his knees and I wonder if I’ve offended him.