I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if someone else did it. It's a very sweet valentine to musicals, but (it) sends them up at the same time.

Well, it seems I was able to get the words 'Shabbat Shalom' in the father's mouth, ... And there seems to be a certain Jewish quality to the whole show. So if it does seem they're Jewish, well, I'm the culprit.

We're making fun of people who pick ridiculous targets to blame anything about what's going on in their lives, so Canada was just the perfect, ridiculous, innocuous choice for a target.

A great story is a great story.

What do you call a one-man show that has four people helping out? They play the other million characters. Marty can only play a billion characters. We need others to help out. It's called If I'd Saved, I Wouldn't Be Here: Martin Short on Broadway . Anyone who likes him will be a kid in a candy store.

I like the ceremonial part of it and the tradition.