I would prefer that you think I'm gay, rather than trying to hit on you.

When I was younger, the great excitement of pursuing women was the sense of seduction and romance and chase,

I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder.

Gay in the mazy, / Moving, imbibing the rosy, and pointing a gun at the horny!

Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress?

Now,” he murmured huskily into my ear, licking the skin below my lobe. I shivered. “It’s your turn.”
“Tease.