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I would love to go on 'MasterChef'. But while I really like cooking, I'm doubtful anyone would ever want to pay for what I'd cooked.


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ED MARKEY Scientists at MIT and engineering schools all across America say that they could improve the fuel ec...
ED MARKEY First responders will be on the frontlines if there is a terrorist attack in our communities, and we...
ED MARKEY Although children are only 24 percent of the population, they're 100 percent of our future and w...
ED MARKEY We must vote for hope, vote for life, vote for a brighter future for all of our loved ones.
ED MARKEY I like being from a city that is not entrenched in show business. When you're in New York City o...
ED HELMS I'm kind of embarrassed by how quickly I adjusted to L.A. I really love it. It's so pleasant...
ED HELMS When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly diffic...
ED HELMS I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.
ED HELMS When you're in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you're not dealing with show business, ...
ED HELMS First there was the New Hampshire primary, and we had nearly a year leading up to it. And now, look!...
ED HELMS Vulnerability is huge. I love to see that in characters. It's something I feel like a lot of my ...
ED HELMS This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I&...
ED HELMS I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.
ED HELMS I'm a very jaded and cynical person.
ED HELMS My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's 'More Than Words' at one of ou...
ED HELMS I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have...
ED HELMS You take a vacation to a place like Thailand and you're ready for the excitement of something ne...
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