I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
Steve Martin

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.