I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.