I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cleaned out his desk, when the two of them sat down to dinner that night he would say, ‘Boy was that desk a mess.’

I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cleaned out his desk, when the two of them sat down to dinner that night he would say, ‘Boy was that desk a mess.’

The shortest distance - and most perilous journey - between two people is from the mouth of one to the ear of the other.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.