I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
John Hodgman
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I was the center square on Hollywood Squares for about fifteen weeks.
JERRY MATHERS We'd like to have square dances maybe once a month here at the center.
CHRIS FRITZ 'Hairspray' was a movie turned Broadway musical turned Hollywood remake, and that is the ...
JAMES WOLCOTT And the altar shall be twelve cubits long, twelve broad, square in the four squares thereof.
BIBLE I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
WILSON MIZNER When I opened the world's largest Internet cafe, certified by the 'Guinness Book of Records,...
STELIOS HAJI-IOANNOU There's the Hollywood sign; there's Griffith Observatory; there's the great, amazing Los...
ROBERT CRAIS You can't stop traffic on Times Square.
SYDNEY POLLACK I would fight God Almighty Himself if He didn't play square with me.
MARY HARRIS JONES We thought it would be better suited for commercial use, with everything going on in Market Square a...
JOSEPH STEFANOV Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE I know it's really square but I'm one of those people who piles on the factor 50 as soon as ...
FREEMA AGYEMAN Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin.
WILLEM DAFOE I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my ...
BETTY GILPIN We still haven't played Madison Square Garden. That's a benchmark. Something will have gone ...
DAN HAWKINS We do not need a shopping center. We have a Stop & Shop. We do need a library. But 7,000 square feet...
BILL HANNA Never, never, never should the pocket square be of the same pattern as your ties. You are not 'R...
ROGER STONE We may shine, we may shatter,
We may be picking up the pieces here on after,
We are fragil...
THOMPSON SQUARE Thinking of you, wherever you are
We pray for our sorrows to end,
and hope that our hearts...
SQUARE ENIX I used to walk through the Old Times Square fearing for my life. Now I wouldn't be caught dead t...
JAMES MCBRIDE How can you be organized when you're in Times Square?
MARY-KATE OLSEN I have not kept the square, but that to comeShall all be done by the rule.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH Musicians sort of knew this already—that the emotional center is not the technical center, that fu...
DAVID BYRNE That's me. I can be me a bit at home, but I'm kind of like a square peg in a round hole.
MICK RALPHS I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX On the steps is a machine-gun ready for action. The square is empty; only the streets that lead into...
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE The great seats of power tend to be wide and open, not vertical and soaring. Red Square, Tiananmen S...
GARY ROSS Miss Brodie was easily the equal of both sisters together, she was the square on the hypotenuse of a...
MURIEL SPARK It's amazing to see places like Madison Square Garden on the schedule again.
ROGER ANDREW TAYLOR In a world populated by oblongs,
I would surely be a square.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS This will not be known as the Times Square of the West, ... Times Square will be known as the l.a. l...
ALEX PADILLA The Market Square was the center of The City's community, and for most of the people, the highlight ...
STEPHEN WHITFIELD It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON I know these actors would all come back for it, but it would be hard, they'd have to build the town ...
CAMERON WATSON Whenever someone says the word "month" to me, I call up an empty square filled with other empty squa...
PATRICIA LOCKWOOD Based on current enrollment, state regulations would only allow us to build 130,000 square feet if w...
CARLA SULLIVAN Like a car that's old enough to be old but not old enough to be a classic, it would be years before ...
K. MARTIN BECKNER I've seen terrorism close up, but I don't live in a state of terror at all. I'm comforta...
DOUGLAS BRUNT As a hockey player, playing for an Original Six team at Madison Square Garden, where it's packed...
CARL HAGELIN It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON So I'm a square! Well, at least I'm not a square peg in a round hole.
LORETTA YOUNG I'm happy that I'm alive. I feel like someone coming back from Vietnam, you know; I'm su...
LARS VON TRIER Unless the hole is MEANT to be square,' I said with a sudden erudition that surprised me, 'in which ...
JASPER FFORDE The number of medals on an officer's breast varies in inverse proportion to the square of the di...
CHARLES EDWARD MONTAGUE I have no interest in doing anything that would cause a negative impact on Chardon, and especially t...
BILL YOUNG It's an oddity that will be avoided by millions of people, this new 'Pinocchio.' Osama b...
ELVIS MITCHELL If I hold up a red square for 30 seconds and take it away, you will see a perfect green square. It...
ROBERT IRWIN I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch l...
JEFF MACNELLY There's almost 70 billion in square feet under construction in high rises in commercial, residen...
JAMES CHANOS We're going to need Tim and it was good to see him square one up.
MIKE SCIOSCIA I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
JENNIFER GARNER A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal ...
THEODORE ROOSEVELT I hate, hate Times Square!
ELENA ROGER This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I...
PAUL GIAMATTI There is no rhyme or reason. I want to say we use square plates at Stone Barns because the fields ar...
DAN BARBER I'm not successful in Hollywood, and I probably would never be. I think Hollywood has such an in...
C. C. H. POUNDER My sons are coming out with music. Square Off, they're called.
DOUG E. FRESH If I wasn't acting, I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like...
MATTHEW DADDARIO I'd rater know a square guy than own a square mile
WILSON MIZNER The Honda Center is a wonderful arena. And it's a great arena, not only for the NHL, but it woul...
HENRY SAMUELI He has a $100-a-square, winner-take-all pool. That would be $10,000 to the winner.
BRENT NERBY You ask people, 'should we go back to square one?' People don't want to do that.
DAVID PLOUFFE Wars are not won fair and square.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Do not worry; eat three square meals a day; say your prayers; be courteous to your creditors; keep y...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I could not pretend that nothing was happening. Not for this did I survive a poisoning. Not for this...
VIKTOR YUSHCHENKO I did pretty good for a guy who never finished high school and used to yodel at square dances.
ROY ROGERS I don't believe in the concept of working out rigorously to pump muscles. It may be effective, b...
AKKINENI NAGARJUNA Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town s...
JEFFREY ZELDMAN I recently sold a house in Laguna for $3.5 million. It was on about 2,000 square feet of land, maybe...
WARREN BUFFETT About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a h...
TREY PARKER In the total expanse of human life there is not a single square inch of which the Christ, who alone ...
ABRAHAM KUYPER I sailed a bit as a child, but it wasn't until I was around 40, when I was halfway through Patri...
BILLY CAMPBELL I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in ...
SIMON ARMITAGE This whole thing for Tommy is about fighting in Madison Square Garden. He would do that for free.
ED ZBIKOWSKI Where I'm from, you're a square if you go to church or if you decide to read the Koran or Bi...
LAMAR ODOM Everybody gets a little dose of Shakespeare. He's the greatest playwright in the English languag...
ALEX COX I've always been into taking my photos, cropping them square, putting them through a filter in P...
KEVIN SYSTROM They expected to sell for about $400 a square foot, but by the time the sales office opened it was u...
WARREN M. HELLER I am not a multimillionaire. I don't own a yacht or a Ferrari. I live in a 60-square- metre flat...
FERRAN ADRIA We're not starting from square one. People know who we are.
WAYNE WILSON Union Square Cafe is all soul, not brain.
DANNY MEYER You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each squa...
KURT VONNEGUT It's the quality of the ordinary, the straight, the square, that accounts for the great stabilit...
GERALD R. FORD In addition to that, Richmond has become a real medical center not only for Virginia, but for the up...
BILL MEZGER 10 square meters of heaven is worth far more than 100 square meters of hell.
KHANG KIJARRO NGUYEN Revolutionary’ discipline depends on political consciousness – on an understanding of why orders...
GEORGE ORWELL Every square inch is monitored.
CHRIS CAPO Last year, we were around $120 a square foot (in Mesa). For $250,000, you could get a house around 2...
LEN ROBERTS I've lost a lot of teeth and square yards of hide. But I've never lost my self-respect, and ...
RABBIT MARANVILLE It just didn't make sense. The lodge is 42,000 square feet they're not lacking for space.
LAUREL SCHERER I guess we're back to square one,
GEORGE MCDONALD I feel we're back at square one.
KATHLEEN SNYDER I remember someone once asked Jack Kennedy why he was paying such close attention to the renovation ...
GLORIA STEINEM L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I th...
JIMMY FALLON It's a hard thing to legislate. You can't legislate good taste and you can't put a numbe...
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JOHN HODGMAN A lot of my time is spent reading antique or out-of-print books of reference.
JOHN HODGMAN What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.
JOHN HODGMAN Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
JOHN HODGMAN Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies.
JOHN HODGMAN First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
JOHN HODGMAN I know nothing about letting go.
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JOHN HODGMAN Houdini, the magician who debunked magic, could not bear to see the great rationalist [Arthur Conan]...
JOHN HODGMAN The idea of having several days, never mind weeks or months, to relocate to a climate that was bette...
JOHN HODGMAN For a long time, I would write without music, because I thought it was distracting until I appreciat...
JOHN HODGMAN The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.
JOHN HODGMAN My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures an...
JOHN HODGMAN Stories make sense when so much around us is senseless, and perhaps what makes them most comforting ...
JOHN HODGMAN I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been ...
JOHN HODGMAN We considered two charges, felony stalking and assault with a deadly weapon, and found there was ins...
WILLIAM HODGMAN In certain, specific incidents, the paparazzi have crossed the line into criminal behavior.
WILLIAM HODGMAN The ranks have swelled. It's like the gold rush of 1849. The photo opportunities are here. We have e...
WILLIAM HODGMAN Jack and Jill slept, wrapped in each other's arms, untroubled by any dream in their cocoon of freshl...
HELEN HODGMAN My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so...
JOHN OLIVER Protest and anger practically always derives from hope, and the shouting out against injustice is al...
JOHN BERGER No man is to be credited for his mere authority's sake, unless he can show Scripture for the mai...
JOHN WYCLIFFE By ensuring that no one in government has too much power, the Constitution helps protect ordinary Am...
JOHN ROBERTS Human beings, we have dark sides; we have dark issues in our lives. To progress anywhere in life, yo...
JOHN NOBLE Learn as many mistakes and what not to do while your business or product is small. Don't be in s...
DAYMOND JOHN Being thrown into the fire and getting the thing turned around in a hurry made it more difficult. Th...
JOHN ELWAY This Constitution was not made for a day, nor is it composed of such flexible materials as to be war...
JOHN TYLER Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
JOHN LENNON Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.
JOHN MORTIMER No power on earth has a right to take our property from us without our consent.
JOHN JAY Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself.
JOHN LOCKE High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just ...
JOHN MAYER When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't b...
JOHN LEWIS The documented incidences of voter fraud are very rare, yet throughout the country, forces have mobi...
JOHN LEWIS Seeing that a Pilot steers the ship in which we sail, who will never allow us to perish even in the ...
JOHN CALVIN I was introduced to the Turducken in New Orleans. And it wasn't Thanksgiving. Glenn at the Gourm...
JOHN MADDEN Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fa...
JOHN CLAYTON Is it possible that the portrait of the divine Son of God is an exaggeration, at best, or a complete...
JOHN CLAYTON Was the real Jesus of history one and the same as the Christ of faith whom we read about in the New ...
JOHN CLAYTON I believe any question that man can ask has a reasonable answer-at least an answer that is as consis...
JOHN CLAYTON Almost every time I am in a lectureship on a college campus, young people will say, If there is a Go...
JOHN CLAYTON I guess none of us like to look back in our lives to a time when we made poor judgments and foolish ...
JOHN CLAYTON In the surface of the paper there is only length and width-there is no such thing as thickness.
JOHN CLAYTON Why is it any more reasonable to believe that God has always been than it is to say that matter has ...
JOHN CLAYTON What is the origin of God?
JOHN CLAYTON The emphasis on the birth of Christ tends to polarize our pluralistic society and create legal and e...
JOHN CLAYTON The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ, but in doing...
JOHN CLAYTON Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are t...
JOHN CLAYTON There was no instruction to be thankful that the Christians were special people, chosen people. Ther...
JOHN CLAYTON It is my fervent hope and prayer that by exposing my mistakes and by pointing out the things that we...
JOHN CLAYTON We are assuming that we exist, that there is reality, and that the matter of which we are made is re...
JOHN CLAYTON The purpose of this study is to offer a logical, practical, pragmatic proof of the existence of God ...
JOHN CLAYTON Since I was an atheist for many years and came to believe in God through my studies in science, it f...
JOHN CLAYTON How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
JOHN BURROUGHS You wouldn't do something for a receiver to catch the ball if the quarterback couldn't throw...
JOHN MADDEN I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'...
ELTON JOHN The prison-industrial complex, poverty, and the school system has more effect on a young black male ...
JOHN LEGEND I have learned in fashion to be a little savage.
JOHN FAIRCHILD Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my...
JOHN PRESCOTT My consultant keeps telling me sudden death could come at any moment.
JOHN TAVENER As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allot...
JOHN BATTELLE When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent.
JOHN MUIR Inherent in architecture, it involves everything in life so that there is absolutely no end to it. B...
JOHN LAUTNER My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers.
JOHN WAYNE I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the prop...
JOHN WAYNE I've loved reading all my life.
JOHN WAYNE Nothing is so discouraging to an actor than to have to work for long hours upon hours in brightly li...
JOHN WAYNE I'd read up on the history of our country and I'd become fascinated with the story of the Al...
JOHN WAYNE Get off your butt and join the Marines!
JOHN WAYNE Everybody that I was in school with had an uncle or father in the law, and I started to realize that...
JOHN WAYNE Real art is basic emotion. If a scene is handled with simplicity - and I don't mean simple - it&...
JOHN WAYNE In westerns, you meet a hardy bunch of characters. There is no jealousy on such pictures.
JOHN WAYNE I was sure I'd set the world on fire, and it was hard for a young feller like me to realize the ...
JOHN WAYNE I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers ...
JOHN WAYNE All I'm for is the liberty of the individual.
JOHN WAYNE Nobody should come to the movies unless he believes in heroes.
JOHN WAYNE When you come to see a picture of mine, I want you to know that I'm not going to do anything tha...
JOHN WAYNE You learn a lot more from the lows because it makes you pay attention to what you're doing.
JOHN ELWAY I've experienced the highest of highs and lowest of lows. I think to really appreciate anything ...
JOHN ELWAY If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer ...
JOHN WOODEN Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't i...
JOHN LENNON Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving.
JOHN LITHGOW Buildings should serve people, not the other way around.
JOHN PORTMAN No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.
JOHN DONNE Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking.
JOHN MCCARTHY If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.
JOHN MALKOVICH I think people took Grenada for what it turned out to be, which was a very specific incident and fro...
JOHN NEGROPONTE Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matte...
JOHN LUKACS Well, if you're true to yourself you're going to be true to everyone else.
JOHN WOODEN The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
JOHN MILTON I'm not interested in my legacy. I made up a word: 'live-acy.' I'm more interested i...
JOHN GLENN The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, as sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shir...
JOHN HEYWOOD Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
JOHN HEYWOOD Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
JOHN HEYWOOD When all candles be out, all cats be grey.
JOHN HEYWOOD Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.
JOHN CIARDI It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I wish I could teach the sad y...
JOHN CIARDI What has any poet to trust more than the feel of the thing? Theory concerns him only until he picks ...
JOHN CIARDI Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
JOHN CIARDI A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
JOHN CIARDI Poetry lies its way to the truth.
JOHN CIARDI Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen.
JOHN CIARDI Nothing goes further toward a man's liberation than the act of surviving his need for character.
JOHN CIARDI The day will happen whether or not you get up.
JOHN CIARDI You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
JOHN CIARDI Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they hav...
JOHN CIARDI The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.
JOHN CIARDI With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ...
JOHN CENA The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undi...
JOHN CHEEVER Lay this unto your breast: Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best.
JOHN WEBSTER Old friends are best.
JOHN SELDEN They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.
JOHN MAYER Rome was not built in one day.
JOHN HEYWOOD You win by working hard, making tough decisions and building coalitions.
JOHN ENGLER I love the description of Gothic churches before the printed word, that they were the bibles of the ...
JOHN MCGAHERN The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama departme...
JOHN RATZENBERGER He who laughs most, learns best.
JOHN CLEESE Some people feel fulfillment from a bitter end - it gives them some sort of sense of reality. But, w...
JOHN BOYEGA I've never eaten just a few bites of things I liked in my life.
JOHN MADDEN The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team.
JOHN WOODEN A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment.
JOHN WOODEN Just try to be the best you can be; never cease trying to be the best you can be. That's in your...
JOHN WOODEN If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
JOHN WOODEN Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
JOHN WOODEN Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing.
JOHN LOCKE It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all...
JOHN LOCKE It is one thing to show a man that he is in an error, and another to put him in possession of the tr...
JOHN LOCKE The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.
JOHN LOCKE It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a ...
JOHN LENNON I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people cal...
JOHN LENNON I believe time wounds all heels.
JOHN LENNON The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. I...
JOHN LENNON When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have...
JOHN LENNON If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, th...
JOHN LENNON I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always...
JOHN LENNON You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!
JOHN LENNON Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
JOHN LENNON All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptat...
JOHN LOCKE In response to the challenge of strangers, sport arose as a sublimated representation of a community...
JOHN THORN I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to ...
JOHN BARROWMAN You have to keep persevering. An actor goes to a lot of auditions and doesn't get the part.
JOHN MCENROE Unemployment is sky-rocketing; deflation is in our future for the first time since the Great Depress...
JOHN MELLENCAMP A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work.
JOHN LUBBOCK So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying ...
JOHN WILLIAMS Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
JOHN LYDON There's rock n' roll in hip-hop, there's rock n' roll in pop music, there's rock...
JOHN VARVATOS Get off your horse and drink your milk.
JOHN WAYNE The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
JOHN MCAFEE I can never consent to being dictated to.
JOHN TYLER There, I guess King George will be able to read that without his spectacles!
JOHN HANCOCK When you have a regime that would be happier in the afterlife than in this life, this is not a regim...
JOHN BOLTON Well, you could take several stories off the buildings of most U.S. government agencies and we'd...
JOHN BOLTON You don't need to spend tens of millions of dollars on political consultants to tell you what yo...
JOHN BOLTON Diplomacy is not an end in itself if it does not advance U.S. interests.
JOHN BOLTON Just as the Security Council was largely irrelevant to the great struggle of the last half of the tw...
JOHN BOLTON I'm a conservative Republican. I have been since I was 15 years old and participated in the '...
JOHN BOLTON People say you favor assassination, what do you think war is? Except that it's assassination on ...
JOHN BOLTON There's no religious test under the constitution. That's what it says. Period.
JOHN BOLTON North Korea is going to get away with keeping its nuclear weapons.
JOHN BOLTON I think that, especially among conservatives, there's a clear understanding that there are three...
JOHN BOLTON A lot of people have said to me, 'That's a great idea, running for president. You'll get...
JOHN BOLTON The U.N. is one of many competitors in a marketplace of global problem solving.
JOHN BOLTON I don't do carrots.
JOHN BOLTON My philosophy is not a bean-counting, accounting 'look at this.' It is a philosophy that sma...
JOHN BOLTON Politicians, like generals, have a tendency to fight the last war.
JOHN BOLTON Reform is not a one-night stand.
JOHN BOLTON I think the International Criminal Court could be a threat to American security interests, because t...
JOHN BOLTON There is no such thing as the United Nations.
JOHN BOLTON Everybody pursues their national interests. The only one who gets blamed for it is the United States...
JOHN BOLTON There is no patriotic obligation to help advance the career of a politician who is otherwise pursuin...
JOHN BOLTON We estimate that once Iraq acquires fissile material - whether from a foreign source or by securing ...
JOHN BOLTON There's no such thing as the United Nations. If the U.N. secretary building in New York lost 10 ...
JOHN BOLTON In the United States, there is a broadly shared view that the U.N. is one of many potential instrume...
JOHN BOLTON It's not natural disasters that are to blame for the deprivation of the North Korean people, but...
JOHN BOLTON Negotiation is not a policy. It's a technique. It's something you use when it's to your ...
JOHN BOLTON I haven't given up on the possibility that sweet reason will prevail.
JOHN BOLTON Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
JOHN ACTON My best tennis at my peak was when I played a lot of matches.
JOHN MCENROE Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the pre...
JOHN RUSKIN There is no priority higher than the prevention of terrorism.
JOHN ASHCROFT If my leg falls off, I'll get a prosthetic. There'd be no deep sadness about. I'd just g...
JOHN LYDON It's a challenge to grow professionally and move up the corporate ladder when you're not rec...
JOHN RAMPTON Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you reall...
JOHN WOODEN I do not support raising the minimum wage, and the reason is as follows. When the minimum wage is ra...
JOHN SUNUNU Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you've got to let it grow.
JOHN LENNON We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are aro...
JOHN LOCKE Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
JOHN LENNON Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens.
JOHN SCALZI Any tool can be used for good or bad. It's really the ethics of the artist using it.
JOHN KNOLL I find that the best way to do things is to constantly move forward and to never doubt anything and ...
JOHN FRUSCIANTE In this age of communications that span both distance and time, the only tool we have that approxima...
JOHN MCAFEE My own personal popularity can have no influence over me when the dictates of my best judgment and t...
JOHN TYLER Be true to yourself. Make each day a masterpiece. Help others. Drink deeply from good books. Make fr...
JOHN WOODEN Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id.
JOHN BURDETT