I would be absolutely shocked.


Joe Jerzewski

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TOM UMBERG
I wasn't even angry. I wasn't disappointed, just absolutely shocked.
VERENA WIELOCH
I'm absolutely shocked. I can't believe he went that high.
DICK VITALE
If they're going to close somebody else, I'm hoping to get that business. With the favorable languag...
JOE JERZEWSKI
The outlay of capital that this company has committed to is just staggering.
JOE JERZEWSKI
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
ASHISH KUMAR
I remember when Joe Calzaghe fought Jeff Lacy, and there was all this hype about Lacy being some sor...
LIAM SMITH
would be shocked if they solved the problem.
WILLIAM ARBAUGH
I'll be shocked, and I would not want to walk into the locker room,
KENARD LANG
I would be shocked if we had a verdict before the first of April.
JEFF JUSTICE
I think that would be the ultimate goal. It would be absolutely hysterical.
CHRISTOPHER CORBIN
I don't think my parents would be shocked about anything I did, because they're so laid-back.
LEONARDO DICAPRIO
I would be shocked if he's not a great college player and a future NBA draft pick,
BOB GIBBONS
I expect to see that in this race, and I would be shocked and amazed if it didn't happen.
JACK ORR
I would be shocked if he quit. He's still happy coaching and proved he can still do it.
DAN DEL PORTO
I absolutely would be interested in the job. I'll pursue it.
CHRIS CASEY
I was shocked. I thought America would have the latest and greatest.
GRANT MARSHALL
Joe (Higgins) runs this excavator. I would let him fix my molars.
SARASON LIEBLER
People would be shocked to know... that despite the nature of my TV character, I am actually a nice ...
JAMES LAFFERTY
I tell you what, I was so shocked because I didn't think the ball had enough to get out. It's an abs...
MARK MCGWIRE
If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
P. J. O'ROURKE
I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.
CHESTER BENNINGTON
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
Wow, I'm shocked. Supposed to be Sunshine City. I'm shocked.
VINCE YOUNG
I'm really shocked something like this would happen.
BARBARA SMITH
It would be OK (for a champion not to win a race), although I think it's very unlikely. I would be s...
BRIAN FRANCE
It would be criminal to scrap it, absolutely terrible,
FRANK BRAYNARD
I'm shocked that it's in this good a condition. I mean I would have thought, I'm from California, I ...
JASON MOORE
I would absolutely characterize myself as ambitious.
KIM KARDASHIAN
Absolutely, I would love to do Broadway.
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LAWRENCE WECHSLER
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LAWRENCE WECHSLER
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LARRY DAVID
Absolutely, I would give it all my energy.
ROYAL GALIPEAU
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BRUCE LEVENSON
I was glad that I could be used as a focal point to possibly bandy around some ideas, and maybe peop...
JOE WURZELBACHER
That audience was absolutely crazy. And I knew they would be. There had never been anything like tha...
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DAVID ALLAN COE
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SEAN COMEY
When it was even seriously entertained that this would be a zoning issue, I blew up. Absolutely not.
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RON DESANTIS
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I would absolutely love to work with this woman.
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I love... Eskimo Joe's. I have tons of Eskimo Joe's clothes and cups in my house, 'cause...
BROOKE ELLIOTT
I got very well acquainted with Joe Stalin, and I like old Joe! He is a decent fellow. But Joe is a ...
HARRY S TRUMAN
I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up this compan...
STEVE BALLMER
I would have loved to have played for Joe Gibbs. Look at his record of winning three Super Bowls.
JOHN ELWAY
I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.
WILL SMITH
I just cannot emphasize enough what a strike would mean to us because we would absolutely be walking...
ALAN R. MULALLY
That would be like a personal loan, and our auditor said absolutely not.
DIANE CREWS
Absolutely. It would be hard not to take one of those four players.
DAN HUGHES
They've shocked everybody, I guess. Except themselves. I'm positive they haven't shocked themselves.
BOBBY PLUMP
I never thought I would even be considered for such a prestigious award. It came as a complete surpr...
SARAH THOMPSON
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GEORGE PERKOVICH
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BARBARA REILLY
I will be shocked if Al Leiter doesn't come into the game now.
TIM MCCARVER
Quarterbacks coach, I would do at Tennessee. Head coach? Absolutely not.
PEYTON MANNING
If someone would have told me I would have played 20 games in the NHL (this season), I would be shoc...
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DOUGLAS WILDER
If it were absolutely necessary to choose, I would rather be guilty of an immoral act than of a crue...
ANATOLE FRANCE
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EVAN MCMULLIN
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LARRY DAVIS
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JAMES HOWE
... he would absolutely hate it,
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BOB CASEY, JR.
It's absolutely sold out. It would be wonderful to have record-breaking business that week.
HOLLY WARD
This guy looks pretty gay to me. I'm willing to believe they didn't intend it to be a gay man, but I...
JEFFREY MONTGOMERY
We have to take a vote, ... I’m only one commissioner, but absolutely, it would be my desire to hav...
JOHN KANE
Do a cup of Joe with Joe.
JOE LIEBERMAN
It's for Joe Public, not Joe Louis.
AL LACHICA
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ARISTOTLE
I was just very shocked.
CAPT. CHRISTINE VALLELY
I was kind of shocked.
LEIGH BODDEN
I can't say I'm shocked.
KURT KEENER
I'm shocked right now,
CHRIS HUGHES
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PAM BONDI
Fear was absolutely necessary. Without it, I would have been scared to death.
FLOYD PATTERSON
Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him.
BRUCE VILANCH
I was shocked that we had a 3-on-0 after their defenseman fell down. I knew that if I crashed the ne...
ALEX MERRY
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DAN MARINO
I don't know. Why Joe Mama?
KENJI JOHJIMA
It's a very big deal. Shocked. I mean, just shocked that the oversight was lacking in the board.
JEFF RIESE
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I'm totally shocked and humbled they would give me such an honor. When (Wofford athletic director) R...
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JAKE JOHNSON
I was surprised and shocked by Elton Fay?s comments. I will not be voting for Elton Fay.
BILL MONROE
I don't know whom they'll be playing, but I'd be shocked to see them finish any lower than third.
CRYSTAL SPACKMAN
I was shocked from the question,
ROBERT MORGAN
I am shocked by the allegations.
KIRT WEBSTER
My jaw dropped. I was shocked.
KIRBY JONES
Would I like to return there? Absolutely. But it's sponsor-driven, not heart-driven.
JACK HOLMES
Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smokey Joe W...
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I trust it will not be giving away professional secrets to say that many readers would be surprised,...
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Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN
The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK
Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN
I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'
JOE GARAGIOLA
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO
Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON
No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN
I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA
I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN
The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH
We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN
I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE
Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON
People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON
Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON
I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON
CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON
I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON
I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON
The constant abuse of online activity must stop.
JOE BARTON
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operatin...
JOE BARTON