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Related I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fin... OLASOT I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my ... ANONYMOUS My parents always say I have really good legs. I've worked really hard for them. They always ins... SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG My shots were on. I was hitting my double legs. Working every day over the summer is what put me her... ALEX SANCHEZ I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement. MAGGIE GRACE I always bounce my legs when I'm sitting. DAVID EAGLEMAN Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future and time future contained in time... , ALWAYS NOW, 1997 I always had long legs. When I was young, I used to think, 'Why do I look like a little pony?... TINA TURNER From as far back as I can remember, I was always insecure about my looks, whether it was my flat che... TWIGGY When I was born, they put casts on my legs 'cause I had some kind of dysplasia or something. My ... BEBE NEUWIRTH "My career never suffered from my not being skinny. I never did catwalk work because I was always to... HEIDI KLUM I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zeb... JOHNNY WEIR When I was 22, I had this horrible psoriasis outbreak. It was all over my legs, I couldn't walk ... ELI ROTH I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting it was a lot easier to love. MICKEY MANTLE All through my twenties, I spent more time worrying what I didn't have than thinking about what ... SHAKIRA I don't try to make the first move; I always wait for them to make it. He was trying to go for my le... GORDON PARKS I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box. BETTE DAVIS Those lectures were just terrible, ... I would draw this little rat who was on four legs. Whatever t... STEPHAN PASTIS If I still had my legs, I would be in line for a battalion command, and instead, I'm flying a de... TAMMY DUCKWORTH I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box. BETTE DAVIS He's better about shaving his legs than I am. The pressure's on me to keep my legs smooth. SHERYL CROW I had to do something or the horses would have broken their legs. HARVEY BROOKS It was probably between my legs. I don't think it was in my lap. I never had it. MARTIN BRODEUR Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. BENSON BRUNO In those days I would go for an interview and find myself competing with this other chap who would a... EDWARD G. ROBINSON I have always had good strength in my legs from working out with weights. I have also been riding a ... MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR I want to be a Bond girl. Think about it - I have metal components in my legs, so when I go through ... AIMEE MULLINS Weirdly, my nickname was Lady. I didn't get Stretch, or Stilts, or Spider Legs - I got Lady. I g... L'WREN SCOTT I had strong legs that would have made me a good sumo wrestler and I used that to my advantage, but ... SADAHARU OH I had this nagging in the back of my legs. STEPHANIE DAVIS My legs are nice, my lips are shapely, and my breasts are pretty. They popped up when I was 11 and t... QUEEN LATIFAH I used to have acne when I was a kid growing up. You can imagine how serious that was in making you ... MIKE WALLACE My legs, especially, I shake sometimes. Over the last year my speech is slowing down. WALTER BENTSON When I got married, it was pretty frustrating for my wife. I would move my legs and kick and turn an... JACK BARR He basically just said, 'I need to stretch my legs out. I've been sleeping in that tank with my knee... DAVID BLOOM He was much more concerned about protecting others than himself. The thing he would always say to me... JAMES MANGOLD My AAU coach always wanted to try and make me a two-guard and he would always try and push me over a... KRISTEN PISCADLO I always wanted to entertain. When I was little, I would sing in front of the mirror with a hairbrus... LACEY CHABERT I always joke that I want to be able to retire from boxing and still be able to look into the mirror... MANDY BUJOLD I got things like the lotus position long before anybody else did, or at least in the mainstream. Bu... JOHN ASTIN He had me, but I kept my back arched and somehow I came out from between his legs. JASON GUFFEY Speed is a big part of my game, ... I mean, my legs are my whole game. I'm not one of those guys who... BILL GUERIN I was an athletic person, ... One day I wake up and my legs are swollen. I thought I had a hernia. T... BLACK ROB I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasure to make their ac... RAYMOND CHANDLER He's always had those legs and those shoulders. He could have played in the NFL. BOBBY HOWARD As an actor, I'm always so excited about those things that I get to stretch my legs and really g... DAVID LAMBERT All the suits I buy have to be tailored, no matter what. But it's not just because of my height;... APOLO OHNO It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th... QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr... QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g... QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as... QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters... QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I don't sing now, because I had polio when I was 15, bulbar polio. This was when the epidemic wa... CHARLIE HADEN I think I almost wet my pants. I got stuck to the seat in (the car). My legs became paralyzed and I ... ANDRE HALL I'm not much of a water skier, my legs are too skinny for that, so I just try to tube and have f... JOSH TURNER I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was rea... KRYSTEN RITTER My parents would always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. I was a drama queen. MALLORY JANSEN My legs felt like Jell-o out there. I did not wrestle well at all. I just had to wake up. JEFF SOLOMON These have always been my legs. I train harder than other guys, eat better, sleep better and wake up... OSCAR PISTORIUS I think that I would rather grow racquet-wise than grow taller. I think I would be a lot slower if I... MICHAEL CHANG I can't. I haven't shaved my legs. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY I was always making up rhymes. But I never thought that poetry would become my life. SAUL WILLIAMS I can't feel my legs. DAWN MARNER I was surprised, ... I didn't expect the tight end to be able sneak through and cut my legs up, but ... VICTOR HOBSON I was very skinny, but that was just my natural build. I always ate sensibly - being thin was in my ... TWIGGY The thought of being able to [move my arms] made me want to give up my legs [instead] since I was ac... SARAH TODD HAMMER My legs are really long and that's cool apparently, but I'm totally klutzy. I mean, I'm ... TAYLOR MOMSEN We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world. PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you... KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS
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