I would admit I'm an introvert. I don't know why introverts have to apologize.

You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterflies and my roses.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I don't know why you would trade a stud pitcher.

I don't want closure, I don't know what that means or why you would want it.

I know I seem really friendly, but I'm a closet introvert.