I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood

With children the clock is reset. We forget what came before

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.