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what's your name?"what?" i asked, squinting at the light.
your name." I reconized Dr. Ole...
RICHELLE MEAD
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. OZZY OSBOURNE
You think I'm prettyWithout any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch ...
KATY PERRY
Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown.
"You know what I mean. ...
VERONICA ROTH
Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.
He fi...
RICK RIORDAN
My friends are everything without me but I am nothing without my friends. SANTOSH KALWAR
The last thing that scared me... it was probably something stupid, like when someone jumped out at m... REBECCA HALL
I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife
that shall be my master.] UNKNOWN If you let me troll you today, i gladly wont troll you tuesday!
STEVEN REYNAGA
Wait. Let me guess. You’re giving me the cold shoulder, right?”With that, she sighed. “S...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
DOROTHY PARKER In the past year I’ve learned that love can make you do crazy, silly, stupid, ridiculous things. A...
ALLIE EVERHART
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely differ... LEMONY SNICKET We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.
M. BETH BLOOM She asks me silly questions.
Like how much do I love her?
I smile and look at the sky for...
AVIJEET DAS
My friends call me by my name.""You don't have any friends."
"I don't want you to be my f...
SHANNON HALE The whole situation was funny because I looked silly with my blue hair.
JODY BARNHART
Crazy days and screwed up nightsTons of crushes and stupid fights
Secrets we'll take to the...
BERNARD MELTZER Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?”
<...
M.A. GEORGE
I can't believe I'm here,sitting with all my friends.
There's No-one!
And there's No...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
Finch?" I ask him with my best fake smile. "Will you go to the stupid Sig Tau Valentine's Date party... JAMIE MCGUIRE
Oh sky, without me, do not change,Oh moon, without me, do not shine;
Oh earth, without me...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI
Let me say with total sincerity that I never said that, and it has been misquoted, ... These are not... PERVEZ MUSHARRAF
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny... J.M. BARRIE There are things that I can tell my friends that I just can't tell my family, just as far as how...
JONATHAN LEVINE Headstones:
What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"
"This time I'll count to...
NEIL LECKMAN
Dad, I'll never do any better. He's smart and funny and good-looking.."Stephanie," he to...
STEPHANIE KLEIN People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff ...
TIM VINE
The best things in life are silly. SCOTT ADAMS
The best things in life are silly SCOTT ADAMS
You know what?” His breath was warm against my cheek. “There are a lot of stupid things to do, b... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
I have a funny relationship with my body...Ah, it sounds so stupid, but for me there shouldn't be an... JOHNNY DEPP Do you Believe? Do you Fade like a Dream?
Let me hear you BREATHE
Let me watch as you slee...
SLIPKNOT We wont get something without giving something, We wont give something without getting something, an...
LIONY LUMOMBO VON TIRAMISU When you leave,
weary of me,
without a word I shall gently let you go.
KIM SOWOL
Even while starting out I took things very seriously; I wasn't the sort of kid that would do a d... KRISTEN STEWART My sisters are my best friends and my most staunch supporters. They're always there to help me t...
MADELINE ZIMA
If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doin... HOMER SIMPSON
I wake up in the morning and I feel like I’m missing something. I knowthat there’s somethi...
CECELIA AHERN BE REAL
Bring it on-
And let truth be my existence.
Value my life-
And tel...
GIORGE LEEDY
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. MIKE MYERS I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actuall...
RYAN SEACREST
Protect me from my friendsI can take care of my enemies
LIL WAYNE
I clean out my house weekly. I just keep a lot of silly little things that are meaningful to me. CASSIE SCERBO
I have lost my seven best friends, which is to say God has had mercy on me seven times without reali... JEAN COCTEAU
Are you okay?" asked Finisterre."Annoyed," I said, giving him my hand so he could heave me to ...
JASPER FFORDE Let me breathe You in,
Let me taste the meaning of sublime;
Let my soul mingle with You,
there was something aboutthat city, though
it didn't let me feel guilty
that I had n...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
Down the toilet, lookit me, What a silly thing ta do!
Hope nobody takes a pee,
Yippy...
THOMAS PYNCHON Wigs are my best friends. They let you be whoever you want to be.
BLAC CHYNA Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laug...
NICK WECHSLER
Jaime, you must be half-dead"He laughed tiredly, holding me close with one large warm ha...
DIANA GABALDON
The whole Crash thing has been very annoying. I've let Haggis know that as well. It's not a legal is... DAVID CRONENBERG
Do not mourn me, friendsI fall as a shooting star
Into the next life
JOHN SCALZI Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who does
stupid things.
CHRIS THRALL
Well, you don't get to do things that other children get to do, having friends and slumber parti... MICHAEL JACKSON Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put...
RON FUNCHES Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of peopl...
KEITH IRWIN Let me die the moment my love dies.
Let me not outlive my own capacity to love.
Let me d...
MARY ZIMMERMAN
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?""Funny haha or funny strange?"
James handed them ba...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
My father didn't tell me how to live;he lived, and let me watch him do it
CLARENCE BUDINGTON KELLAND
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn'... JIM CARREY
Love me, do not judge me.Let me, do not stop me.
DEBASISH MRIDHA
Thought we were supposed to be friends? Best friends?”“We are, Sev.
J.K. ROWLING Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny,
the way monogamy is funny, the way<...
JEFFREY MCDANIEL
I'll fall.''You wont fall.'
'I'll fall. I'll fall and I'll die.'
As I said it, I cou...
KAMILA SHAMSIE
Why are you leaving me?He wrote, I do not know how to live.
I do not know either but I am...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, ...
HANK AZARIA Oh My Fudge Biscuits
KATIE LANGILLE I think I can do my best with my knee, and I hope that I can do that. I am going to do my best with ...
STEPHANE LAMBIEL
Be as thou wast wont to be.See as thou wast wont to see.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I'm dying for people to let me be funny!
ELIZABETH MARVEL
Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon,” Claire said.“Um… Ok. He’s not talking to Brand...
RACHEL CAINE A lot of people let me down... A lot of people I thought were my friends turned on me.
LIL' KIM I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
TOM LENK
It's funny - almost every comedian that I started out with moved to L.A., except for my two frie... ERIC ANDRE
Health, wealth, happiness,live long and always prosper,
have families and also friends,
Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called i...
RICK RIORDAN
You need to be silly to be funny. WILLIAM SHATNER He looks at me. His face is dotted with raindrops but I think there are tears too.
'I love her...
SALLY GREEN
Relax. You're in good hands. Tabby wont hurt you.She stabbed me!
Damn! I told...
SHERRILYN KENYON A friend of mine at the American Enterprise Institute says there are two parties: the silly party an...
P. J. O'ROURKE
Just this minute, I'll settle for an apology, she decided. And I wont' board the boat without one. E... LEIGH BARDUGO Bad friends are those who make you cry.
Good friends are those who understand why you're crying...
ASI WUDU
Best Friends. And I thought of what she had done all the millions of times I cried to he...
SARAH DESSEN Many of my friends drink, because drinking age in Germany is 16. I know people who smoke, too, and i...
ANNA WEBER
You are the best, most loving, supportive family anyone could ever have," I said through my sobs. "I... JASPER FFORDE Dear 2600: I need someone with the abilities to get into my school server and change a few things. I...
EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try b...
OGDEN NASH
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you e...
OGDEN NASH My Hopes are so High that your Kiss might Kill me So wont you Kill me So I die Happy.
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL You may have been broken before and hurt and cheated,but please know this I'm here now,I'm here to f...
NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO
My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that ma... RICHELLE MEAD ROSE: I love you, Jack.
JACK: No...don’t say your goodbyes, Rose. Don’t you give up. ...
JAMES FRANCIS CAMERON
How did I go so long without noticing you, damn it? Why did it take seeing a stupid A on your midter... ELLE KENNEDY
When death captures me,' the boy vowed, 'he will feel my fist on his face.'Personally, I...
MARKUS ZUSAK God has blessed me with an amazing family, friends and work colleagues that have been my joy, my sup...
JOSIE LOREN
Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?""Cant help it. It's the company I keep.
KAMILA SHAMSIE
This cruel age has deflected me,like a river from this course.
Strayed from its familiar ...
ANNA AKHMATOVA
