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Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB I don't need to go to gamblers anonymous or anything but I like a flutter,
NICK ATKINSON
I wonder where we go when we die?”
“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or i...
BILL WATTERSON I wonder where dreams go... You have that illusion in your head, in your heart. It lives through you...
ESMERALDA MORALES
I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. ...
MARIA BAMFORD
Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
DAVID SEDARIS The issue is that the codes were attached to anonymous samples. That's where the system broke down.
BILL STAPLETON
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them
JONATHAN SWIFT
I wonder who had the first computer dream, where, and when? I wonder if computers ever dream of huma...
DAVID MITCHELL I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN
Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL
One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
ANTHONY KIEDIS Makes you wonder where they all scattered to.
WARREN COUNTY
When I'm doing a book tour in the States, I'll wake up in the room sometimes in an anonymous...
ANTHONY BOURDAIN
American journalists go for safe stories. They don't like controversy. They don't like to say, 'I wa...
ROBERT FISK
It’s ridiculous, when I think about it. How did I find myself here? I wonder where it started, my ...
PAULA HAWKINS
I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA
Here. Where I am anonymous and alone in a white room with no history and no parading. So I can make ...
MICHAEL ONDAATJE As I pen these words to leave a lasting record, I wonder myself where it all began.
RICHARD PECK
I love films where you go into the cinema and loosen the edges of yourself and you hopefully enter i...
JULIA LEIGH
I know it's dangerous to take on bloggers. They can go after you every day, all day long, and an...
JERRY SALTZ Fans have never recognized me before because I'm in newspaper and on radio, two things where I'm com...
WILL SHORTZ
Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
[Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
JONATHAN SWIFT
He was very generous about it. I just wonder where those drawings went.
YOKO ONO
I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wo...
BILL COSBY I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
ANONYMOUS I don't like half smiles...they make me wonder where the other half is
GEMIMAH S. COLLIWALD CORNILIA*
The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?
WINNIE THE POOH anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE Whereas Books of Wonder excels with children's literature, McNally Jackson is where I go for my ...
ADAM SILVERA
Oh, Congress should let it go? Gee, I wonder why he would say that.
BARRY BONDS There's no end to anonymous sources who are happy to speak poorly about candidates running for offic...
CURT ANDERSON
If for a tranquil mind you seek,
These things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you spea...
ANONYMOUS I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY
To paraphrase Einstein, insanity is expecting employees to do one thing while rewarding them for doi...
ROBERT G. THOMPSON Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.
CESAR ROMERO When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous.
NAOMI WATTS
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
SAM EWING I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK Sometimes I wonder, do they think we don't want go to college because we live in the inner city?
MARIA PEREZ I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN
Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BAUVARD
I wonder if that fear still creeps up on her now though she worked so hard to face it—I wonder if ...
VERONICA ROTH
I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these ...
BILL COSBY
Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA
Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN I was a little bit busy to wonder where they were, but in the first three weeks, we were on our own.
LARRY INGARGIOLA I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go.
LAYNE STALEY
I wonder if fears ever really go away, or if they just lose their power over us.
VERONICA ROTH
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
H. G. WELLS Board members are subject to go to jail.... You wonder sometimes if they know that.
MARK SAAD Fitchburg is where I want to go.
ASHLEY FIORE I have no where else to go.
JOSHUA SIMMONS
Nobody can tell me where I can and can't go.
KANYE WEST The only place I can go where I'm not mobbed is my house.
EMMANUEL LEWIS Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD
There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA
I learn by going where I have to go.
THEODORE ROETHKE
I learn by going where I have to go
THEODORE ROETHKE I was tired of not being able to take my children where they wanted to go and where I thought they s...
HAZEL SMITH
Now I wonder if it means that the future is a place, or like a place, that I could go to; that is go...
AUDREY NIFFENEGGER
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed
JONATHAN SWIFT Magic's an art where you use slight of hand or illusion to create wonder. And I was just intrigu...
DAVID BLAINE
I sometimes wonder if it's just me, or if there are other women who figure out where they're suppose...
JODI PICOULT
I think I'm a very solitary person. To actually not be anonymous is a bit claustrophobic for me.
ANI DIFRANCO I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with. Wherever I go, La Castel...
ZINEDINE ZIDANE It is impossible to live without hardship. The hardship of daily trifles, Ashely explains, ever accu...
JUSTIN GO It is impossible to live without danger, Ashley explains. The danger is always there, the hazard of ...
JUSTIN GO I would prefer to die than to be depressed for depression can hurt you everyday and it'll last for a...
CEDRIC GO Well, for someone who looks like me you wonder where Alfred Hitchcock is.
KELLY LYNCH
I understand that the nature of politics sometimes involves fending off frivolous, anonymous allegat...
SAM GRAVES
Where humans are concerned, the only emotion that made sense was wonder, at their ability to endure....
ROHINTON MISTRY
One has to wonder what Donald Trump will say next as he ramps up his anti-Muslim bigotry. Where is t...
IBRAHIM HOOPER
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I wonder, where are you? ... Beyond loyalty to the process of law, how do you view this law when it ...
DICK DURBIN
I watch him go, and wonder if being good isn't its own punishment as much as it's supposed to be its...
SEANAN MCGUIRE I was ready to go. That's where I felt I belonged.
JEFF MCCAFFREY It has always been a wonder to me where my conversational power has gone: at the present time, I can...
W. H. DAVIES I still believe that there are definitely costs to anonymity, but stifling anonymous speech is a hug...
JOICHI ITO
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
LARRY DAVID
I go on benders where I just exercise like a maniac. And then I go on benders where I just can only ...
SHARON STONE They don't see anything wrong with it because they see it as a prank. It's more unacceptable to do i...
CHERIE GEIDE These are the e-mails I have received, ... Some were anonymous. Some were extremely nasty.
MARY WALKER
It made me start to wonder if there were other people so lonely so close. I thought about “Eleanor...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER
It's the typical mid-life crisis kind of thing, where you just stop and wonder, 'Should I go...
LYNN COADY
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
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