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ANDERSON COOPER We encourage our managers and staff to interact with the customers, offer refills, and give a full-s...
CASIE CALDWELL I hate that I had to pull out my wallet and buy respect.
BECCA RITCHIE It makes sense to me. I forget my wallet more than I forget my cell phone.
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CALVIN COOLIDGE I am in cage. I wish to be free.
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HENNY YOUNGMAN I wish you all
an ego free
driven day!
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Nothing came for free at our place anyway.
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I can't enjoy the joy at church...
without some cash i...
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ROMA DOWNEY I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
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and Buddha will welcome me from far away.
- Buddha
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Sometimes I wish
that he will live
and I will see him.
But m...
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JULIUS ERVING From where it came and to where it goes, I wish I knew, like the river knows.
KELLIE ELMORE We didn't play with any intensity, then we came alive. The difference was the free throws.
DEB BABER I'm still pretty pleased with my spring. I wish I had ended on a better note.
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COLBY KAVANAGH That if desperate times call for desperate measures, then I'm free to act as desperately as I wish.
SUZANNE COLLINS anonymous fruit.
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SARAH KANE I have my own dying empire to contend with, and I do not wish for any other.
GARY SHTEYNGART Oh, I'm burning! I wish I were out of doors! I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and ...
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ANDY MANGIN I got my wish, I suppose. I left my scar.
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