I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.

I like subtitles. Sometimes I wish all movies had subtitles.

No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.

The pack is very important for a dog. Once you give him the right pack and the right energy, you look at him.

I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble.

Sometimes I wish I was poetic and subtle. I write very bold and blunt and tell it like it is.