I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

It has nothing to do with Republican or Democrat, who I am or what I am, ... It's just that I'm the guy that's been doing it these many years and they've never done it before.