I will gouge out your eye and punch you in the brain!

Left, right, left, right, left, lef-ah fuck I tripped again…

I’m like Chuck Norris without the ass kicking.

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!

Why do I use a sword? Because they don't need reloading.

The James Bond movies are based off of the first few years of Chuck Norri's childhood.