I will do my best to entertain. That's what I am: an entertainer.

I am as far from a hypochondriac as you could ever be.

I used to smoke cigarettes, ten a day, but gave up when I was 28. Now my vice is several cups of coffee a day, which isn't great if you're prone to weak bones as I am, as caffeine can leach calcium.

I am essentially an entertainer and a storyteller.

I am close - too close - with my family.

I am the oldest of seven. Do my siblings think I'm super cool? I wish they thought I was super cool!