I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.