I went to see what was going on. I seen him standing on the reef, waist deep in water. He yelled, help! then he was looking around, then bent over, look in the water, stand back up. I yelled back at him, Ed, help what?

I can't live over water. I can't swim. I wouldn't want to see no more water. I saw enough already.

I've been all over Fife. They thinks he walks on water.

If they are strapped to the wall, that is water.

The water was dripping almost to the counter.

I'm very excited about our product. Our product is the day's news, something for your water cooler in the morning, and something maybe to get a giggle about while you're at the office the next day. All of those things can come together in a package that doesn't have to be boring. Why take something that we find so interesting and artificially make it boring? That seems like it would be a real disservice.