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I went to a Turkish hairdresser, and they burned the hair off my ears with a lit taper. They just put the burning candle near your ears and you hear the hair being burned away. And the smell - urggh!
Neil Morrissey
Away
Being
Burned
Burning
Candle
Ears
Hair
Hairdresser
Hear
Just
Lit
Near
Off
Put
Smell
Turkish
You
Your
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