I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!

As soon as I walked out of the shop, you know the assistant pro would get on the phone and call his friends and say, hey, bring your camera over, the British Open trophy is here in the shop,

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

Because I'm a designer, I'm quite good when I shop. I know what I'm looking for.

We were all thrilled that it stopped raining… it was a beautiful event.

My assistant told me there was a very insistent boy waiting to see me, who was a bit too cocky for his own good.