I was the ugly kid that didn't listen. Little big man, full of ambition

Maybe you can't tell but as I kid I wanted to be Melle Mel. And later as a teenager I wanted to be LL. Then I discovered weed and I wanted to be Del. And thank god eventually I found myself

I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.

I basically was a precocious little kid.

I was sort of a sissy as a little kid.

I've watched Urkel since I was a little kid.