I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.